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Ann Coulter’s Top 9 Alternatives to SCOTUS nominee John Roberts Jr

  1. Victor Davis Hanson’s tumbler of Clynelish single malt scotch
  2. (T) Richard the Lionheart / Terry Eastland
  3. (T) Mel Gibson / Jesus
  4. The Steve Miller Band’s Greatest Hits CD
  5. Season 3 of “Touched by an Angel”
  6. A grilled T-bone, two large spoonfuls of potato salad, and a six pack of Miller High Life
  7. The Ghost of Joseph McCarthy
  8. “The Drudge Report,” Wednesday, June 4, 2003
  9. Wal-Mart

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6 Replies to “Ann Coulter’s Top 9 Alternatives to SCOTUS nominee John Roberts Jr”

  1. Matt Moore says:

    I’m not surprised she’d nominate dinner at number six. She’s obviously not going to eat it.

  2. MC says:

    So this and what’s related would be opposing thumbs? As in Roberts is under their?

    A nanopoem about me:

    Ann Fan: Schumer fumer.

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    A haiku:

    Rummy makes Ms. Ann

    tingle in her special place.

    Because he’s a man.

  4. Major John says:

    Victor Davis Hanson’s tumbler of Clynelish?  Is she out of her frickin’ mind! My flippin’ 2/3rds empty bottle of Talisker has a much more distinguished jurisprudential resume, and writes a damn fine dissenting opinion to boot. Next thing you know Ann will want “a big splash of Cardhu on ice, in Jonah Goldberg’s coffee cup” for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff…

  5. CraigC says:

    Damn, MJ, I’m praying for your safety so that you can come home and give us some more of that stuff.  Aren’t you guys supposed to be knuckle-dragging zombies who want to kill people and break things, as opposed to being erudite renaissance men?  Oh, wait, those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.

  6. Major John says:

    CraigC,

    Thanks for that.  I have always considered myself as one of the Bill Maher described “low hanging fruit”.  Barely educated (BA, MA in history and a J.D. just for fun) low socio-economic standing (Dad was an MD, I grew up comfy!) and fairly ignorant of the world (except for the above education, and I know German, and a smattering of Dutch and have been in Ukraine, Costa Rica, Germany, Canada, Switzerland, France, the Netherlands, Russia, Estonia, Bosnia, Kyrgyzstan, Croatia, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Czech Republic, etc.)

    I get the knuckle dragging out of the way by playing rugby…

    Oh, and please direct the prayers to my comrades still over there – I got home a couple of months ago.  Thanks again, tho’.

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