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My first brief conversation with the ghost of John Merrick

Merrick:  “I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!”*

me:  “Beg your pardon?”

Merrick:  “I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.  I AM A HUMAN BEING!”

me:  “I hear you.”

Merrick

me:  “Say.  What’s all that shit on your head, man?”

9 Replies to “My first brief conversation with the ghost of John Merrick”

  1. BumperStickerist says:

    judges – I need a ruling – is this ‘Ghost’ thing inclusive or limited to that of Richard Braugtigan – if it’s inclusive, then Bingo!

  2. slickdpdx says:

    Nice article, I thought.

  3. Murel Bailey says:

    I know I’m a bad person for this but when they were rerunning that movie and they got to the scene where they’re talking about taking John Merrick to a restaurant, I sat there on the sofa saying “PLEASE OH PLEASE let him order spaghetti.” The slurping would have been what it took to take that movie over the top.

  4. Scott P says:

    Laughed out loud.  I either have a keen eye for comedy or I’m a complete putz, though I suppose both are possible.

  5. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I made myself giggle.  And I’m definitely a putz.  So, if you’d like to use me as a litmus test…

  6. CraigC says:

    OK, Ouzomandias, I don’t often laugh out loud for a sustained period of time, but that one got me good.

  7. CraigC says:

    At a comment on a blog, that is.

  8. jso says:

    John Merrick is dead?

  9. In a different dream I was visiting the family ranch in Mexico, again finding myself without my camera. The dream was lush and haunting and beautiful in a way I’ ve never dreamed before, intense and, ultimately, so melancholy my heart wanted to break; in the dream my every sense was hyperalert, and the details of the arid and rolling scrub of northern Mexico were clearer, broader, more vivid, more alive than at any previous time in any of my dreams before. Breathtaking, the dream may have been visualized…

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