A man says to the universe, “Doesn’t anybody fucking knock anymore?”
“Undoubtedly so,” replies the universe,
“But that doesn’t mean you can ignore the overwhelming odds s/he may not.”
A man says to the universe, “Doesn’t anybody fucking knock anymore?”
“Undoubtedly so,” replies the universe,
“But that doesn’t mean you can ignore the overwhelming odds s/he may not.”
BINGO!
Chicken-crossing-the-road jokes, knock-knock jokes – you get it all here at pw.
Please forgive my ignorance on the subject: What does “BINGO!” mean in this context? If explaining it ruins its further use, nevermind.
Anti-spam “college” as in “This whole blog is like a college course in irony, but where do we go for a beer?”
HCT
Jeff, I didn’t think this one was a Bingo square. Are you cheating?
Damn! All I needed was a “Ghost of Richard Brautigan.”
There but for a Kleagle hood go “I”
I-20
Bingo.
Hmmm. Anybody got a five-letter word, fourth letter “G”, for “It’s a winner”?
Jingo?