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You just don’t get it, man. America was founded on dissent. So clearly, the best way to love your country is to grouse, nitpick, and generally bitch about every last goddamn aspect of its history and culture.
Fascist.
I just shout out “America. Fuck Yeah!”
Hippie Freak: It’s all about the questions, man!
Damn hippies with their facial hair and their open collars and their little necklace thingies
Man, not seeing Alpha Baboon comment first on all the comment threads is like adjusting to the big heads when they changed the paper money…
And down with hippies and what have ye…
P.S.: JESUS!
Filthy Hippie #1: “Maaaaaan, you pigs are just just set in your plastic-fantastic-fascistic groove, so you can’t dig the real freedom.”
Filthy Hippie #2: “Hey, is that ‘Freedom Rock,’ man?”
Filthy Hippie #1: “Yeah, man!”
Filthy Hippie #2: “Well, turn it up, man!”
The Allman Brothers Band: “Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man…”
This one’s for the illegals. Let em in, George.
And GET THE HELL OFFA MY LAWN too!
Ridin’ down the highway
Goin’ to a show
Stop in all the byways
Playin’ rock ‘n’ roll
Gettin’ robbed
Gettin’ stoned
Gettin’ beat up
Broken boned
Gettin’ had
Gettin’ took
I tell you folks
It’s harder than it looks
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll
If you think it’s easy doin’ one night stands
Try playin’ in a rock roll band
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll
Hotel motel
Make you wanna cry
Lady do the hard sell
Know the reason why
Gettin’ old
Gettin’ grey
Gettin’ ripped off
Under-paid
Gettin’ sold
Second hand
That’s how it goes
Playin’ in a band
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll
If you wanna be a star of stage and screen
Look out it’s rough and mean
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll
Well it’s a long way
It’s a long way, you should’ve told me
It’s a long way, such a long way
Goddamned fucking hippies!!
Wanna tell you a story
‘Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin’
Oh, she steals the show
She ain’t exactly pretty
She ain’t exaclty small
42-39-56
You could say she’s got it ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
Never had a woman, never had a woman like you
Doin’ all the things, doin’ all the things you do
Ain’t no fairy story
Ain’t no skin-and-bones
But you give all you got, weighin’ in at nineteen stone
You’re a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
I gotta whole lotta Rosie
A whole lotta Rosie
A whole lotta Rosie
I gotta whole lotta woman, yeah-yeah-yeah
Honey, you can do, do it to me all night long
Only one can turn, only one can turn me on
All through the night-time
Right around the clock
To my suprise, Rosie never stops
You’re a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
I gotta whole lotta Rosie
A whole lotta Rosie
A whole lotta Rosie
I gotta whole lotta woman, yeah-yeah-yeah
What do comprehensive AC/DC lyrics have to do with anything, Craig?
Yay, Jeff’s back. Glad to have you home, brother!
Let’s go shoot something and skin it… Then we can make a nice pair of booties from the pelt.
There’s always time for a little AC/DC. Cuz they ain’t no hippies, don’t cha know.
Ah, it’s a lazy Sunday, beautiful day in the valley, the Phils are on TV, and I’ve drawn Bill out. Although, it was disappointingly polite. But still, life is good.
Craig – I am gonna whup your ass, again! Friggin’ lyrics are enough gag a thread and they just take up ether! What’s the f****n* point?
There’s no point, other than having fun and letting it rip. On the other hand, if it actually costs the host money, I apologize, and won’t do it again.
I demand different lyrics than Jeff gets. I feel like an old shoe.
Watch it Gail, or I’ll post my Bea Arthur joke again.
About time you saw the light Jeff. If I knew any cool ACDC lyrics I put them in now. Just listen to a little Dead, O.K.?
Saint Stephen with a rose
In and out of the garden he goes
Country garland in the wind and the rain
Wherever he goes the people all complain
I don’t know about you guys, but when I read the word ”Jooooooooos!!” I am mentally picturing that as superimposing the word onto a Brazilian sportscaster yelling ”Gooooooooooooal!”
If we’re going to post rock lyrics in a “screw hippies” thread, then this is better:
Brother’s back at home
With his Beatles and his Stones
We never got it off on that revolution stuff
What a drag
Too many snags
— David Bowie, “All The Young Dudes”
Hmmmm.
I’m willing to buy into chastising hippie *freaks*. But not hippie *chicks*.
Sorry man but, member of the VRWC or no, a guy has to have his priorities.
Q: What did the Deadhead say to the other Deadhead when they ran out of weed, man?
A: “Hey, man, this music sucks!”