Jessica Cutler (aka Washingtonienne) is back in the news! From the Corner’s Jonathan H. Adler:
Remember the Washingtonienne? The staffer for Senator Mike DeWine who got her moment of fame by writing an anonymous blog about her sexual exploits with various political types? Well, her book—a “fictionalized” account of her story—has just been published, but she faces a lawsuit for invading the privacy of one of her many sexual partners (a staff attorney in DeWine’s office) by writing about him. The complaint is here. More on the lawsuit here.
Well, my guess is that this is one of those happy lawsuits—the kind that appears just in time to correspond to a book’s release, then, once publicity has been ginned up, is invariably settled for an undisclosed cash amount—but really, who cares? I’m just using this news as an excuse to re-post archive material about ass fucking.
Because it’s been a while. Since I was able to mention ass fucking and, y’know—still remain on topic.
Ass fucking. Ah. Feels so right.
I’m such a dirty dirty whore.
(h/t INDC Journal)
Allah has been kind enough to provide the Photoshop he did for my Cutler Breakfast cereals post (the original link to Allah’s old site is no longer active):
BINGO!
– for the Jonathan H. Adler mention.
You know, I just don’t get to use the expression ass fucking enough in normal, day-to-day conversations. It looks so cute, too, in italics.
You do realize this is going to make Ana Marie Cox (who runs that stupid Washington gossip column blog) relevant again, don’t you?
TW – “Better” as in: I feel better now that the term “ass fucking” can be used in polite conversation again.
Did anybody catch her in Playboy ? Apparently, she was in it a while back but apparently I was too busy reading the articles to notice. I’d be interested to no what she looked like, sans clothes- because while she’s attractive, she’s not like, really attractive. I realize that married men in Washington value their ho’s keeping their mouths shut moreso then, you know, looking good… but still.
“Third” as in (god forgive me) “Come on honey, that can’t possibly hurt… its only a third of the way in”
Matt –
I could be wrong here but in most of the photos there appears to be a wee bit of facial airbrushing. She looks like she has a few more miles on her than her 26 years would indicate. That said, any gal who doesn’t mind you teeing off from #10 looks great in my book.
“Long” as in the back nine played long today.
What’s the world coming to when you can’t even cash in on the notoriety of being an ass fucking DC prostitute without some jackass trying to sue his way into a cut of your skanktastic loot? Where’s the OUTRAGE for poor Jessica, people?
Now if only you can get a post that mentions ass-fucking and a gay porn cock of lies. That would be sweet.
Turing word “Returned”. As in ass-fucking has returned.
Do you suppose this is a ploy to distract us from noticing that Dewine is one of the ringleaders of the Gang of 14?
But Jeff, she loves MS – from the Washingtonienne blog: