First militant: “About yesterday, Wahid…”*
Second militant: “Please. I feel enough shame already –”
First militant: “– No, please. Allow me to say my piece. Because after sleeping on it I have decided I agree with you. Life is so short, we should try to experience all of the pleasures Allah’s mercy makes possible—gustatory, spiritual, carnal…
Second militant: “…So then you’re saying you agree with me about the anal beads?”
First militant: “I am indeed, Wahid. I, too, would like to try inserting a string of beads into my rectum in order to experience the pleasure that removing them is rumored to bring.”
Second militant: “Yes! Precisely. Because you only live once, my brother! And what is so wrong with having a good and trusted friend stick his fist up your ass, am I right –?”
First militant:
Second militant: “…I went too far again, didn’t I…?”
First militant: “You really have to learn when to apply the brakes, brother. Seriously.”
Unless there’s some serious stretching of the old hip bones going on int hat bunker, Wahid might want to consider applying the brakes, instead of the breaks. I can only imagine.
That’s a good point.
Ahhhh, now this is good, full bodied humor.
Either apply the brakes or apply a whole lot more lubricant… but you cant force such things.. I mean, I’ve heard you cant…
That is so fucking hot!
Marine Sniper:”That’s funny, I never thought these guys were in to beads and neckla- wait a minute- why is he taking his pants off? Omy god, he’s not-but they frown on-I thought the Koran said-and all that hair- blegh…I think I’m gonna be sick….”
Jeff.. Youve certainly brought your ‘A’ game this week, my brother… Youre in the groove !! Another excellent ”Overheard In The Bunker” .. I’m too stunned to even come up with one of my second rate knock offs of your dialogue.. I’ll think on it..
Ma’assalama
You’re playing your ‘A’ game too, TMan..
I have no A game. If you want good material, go check out Arianna Huffington’s blog roll. There you will find the players.
I would think that just writing those words about Arianna would leave a foul taste in one’s mouth… Good try at getting me to jump ship.. but alas..PW is stuck with me…
I checked out Huff’s blogroll and its pretty much the same liberal crazies she had on her old blog with a few noteable recent additions… How’d Ace of Spades, Instapundit, Balloon Juice, LGF, Captain’s Qtrs & Vodkapundit get on there? More importantly, why would they want to be there ? Well, at least PW and Michelle Malkin arent on there.. a few bloggers have integrity I guess.
Perhaps you need a follow up piece in which the Militants have to crawl to a US Marine Aid Station and depend on the mercy of the infidels to get Militant 1’s fist unstuck.. And maybe Doctors-Without-Borders could fly them to the US for the delicate medical procedure thats required.. where, of course, they’d become the darlings of the New Democratic Iraq campaign.. Just thinkin out loud here.. Brainstorming… hey, can I play an old Marine when this gets made into a movie?
Alpha Baboon:
Bill.. why dont you drop the stupid ‘Ultaloser’ moniker..? or is this going to be a permanent title since the CJR thing fell apart..? Get over it, dude. Move along to new things.
What, do you have my comments cataloged or something..? Youve dug up stuff I barely remember.. linked to my off site writing .. Christ, you know more about what I write than I do..
So which is it ? You bitch when I imitate Jeff..and imply that I’m somehow stealing something from PW.. then you bitch when I praise him.. There isnt anybody over at your site that enthusiastically praises your stuff or what?
I’m thinking somebody’s got some jealousy issues they need to work out… So take it to a shrink.. thats what they get paid for.. and leave me out of it..
For the record, I do think Jeff writes pretty damn well. (I wouldnt hang at PW if I didnt).. but I’m really unapologetically jazzed about the Bunker series.. I think anyone with an interest in the Iraq situation would dig it, especially vets..and if saying so makes me a sycophant then I’ll wear the title proudly… Better a sycophant than an Ultra-Loser.
Ultraloser and Bill are two different people, AB. And the CJR thing didn’t fall apart. WE decided not to do it on a weekly basis anymore, as getting guests and putting things together was becoming too much of a stress.
WE.
WE decided.
If Ultraloser and Bill are in fact two different people then I owe Bill an apology and I do apologize.. Ultraloser’s wording just seemed to mirror the words Bill has used in the past.
As for CJR.. Sorry.. just assumed it was cancelled when it no longer came on.. glad to hear it will be back occasionally.
As for Ultraloser.. I distinctly remember his comment that he no longer posts here because he was driven away by certain “serial commenters” (i.e CC & I)… Then he’s come back over and over to express his displeasure again and again.. Appearantly he meant to write that he no longer posts anything entertaining or interesting here.. my misunderstanding.
Hey, he’s not that same Rusty Patton thats running for City Council in that pissant little town near Dallas, is he ?
Take your pills immediately!
Touche, Bill.. Point taken.. And as I said.. My apologies for thinking ultraloser was you in disguise.. A number of people made it a point to tell me that slinking and sniping and running isnt your style.. that you’d have just attacked viciously head-on.. and from what I’ve seen, thats true… I respect that.. dont always like it.. but I respect it.. Sorry for the mistake.