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red pills found behind the sofa cushions, prolepsis 9

Walked into my bathroom just now to find the Sea Monkey King kneeling naked on a stool in front of the medicine cabinet mirror, having himself.  At least, I think that’s what he was doing—though I suppose it’s possible he was just strangling a cherry Gummi Bear and really, really enjoying it.

Hard to tell with these creatures sometimes, to be honest.  And it’s not like you can ask them, either, because as sea creatures go, they really are quite anti-social. 

Fucking royalty.

7 Replies to “red pills found behind the sofa cushions, prolepsis 9”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    BINGO!

  2. MC says:

    They make great food for the larger sea creatures in the aquarium though. Better than frozen shrimp any day.

    Where’d dat joker get a leetle Gummi Bear anyway?

  3. gail says:

    Not so surprising really. Researchers at UCSD have amoebae doing valium.

  4. Alpha Baboon says:

    Try hanging around a blue collar , working Sea Monkey bar.. Strike up a few conversations.. maybe buy a few rounds .. The Prole Sea Monkeys are a lot more approachable and a hell of a lot more fun… but dont piss them off.. An angry Sea-Monkey makes Samoans look like pussies.. Just so you know..

  5. Lloyd says:

    Where in the fuck are we supposed to get our BINGO cards? I wanna play too.

  6. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Go over to Laurence Simon’s site and do a search for protein wisdom bingo.

    Just make sure you go to his main site, and not to one of his affiliated sites, like Huffington is Full of Crap or Rall is Full of Crap or Gandhi is Full of Crap or Crap is Full of Crap.

  7. Lloyd says:

    Oh yeah,,,, I get it. My rememoery is not what it used to be. On the other hand he has so much pussy on his main page, I got some serious wood going on here. I’m talking solid fucking OAK. Oh Yeah!

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