12 Replies to “Shannon Elizabeth comments on an April 30 match between 42 Cambodian Fighting Midgets and an African lion, called in 12 minutes after 28 Cambodian Fighting Midgets were killed and the rest seriously injured”

1. harrison says:

   May 18, 2005 at 3:40 pm

   “Speaking of which, did I ever tell you Joe Pantoliano says I have breasts like a couple of Gorbachev heads?  Sweet guy, that Joey Pants.”

   They each have on them a little map of French Indochina?

2. BillB says:

   May 18, 2005 at 3:48 pm

   He was flattering her.  They’re actually a lot closer to a couple of firm Putin-heads.

3. Jeff Goldstein says:

   May 18, 2005 at 4:12 pm

   They each have on them a little map of French Indochina?

   Those, my friend, would be the nipples, is I think what Joey Pants was getting at…

4. harrison says:

   May 18, 2005 at 4:54 pm

   Mmmmm…aereolas…(slobber)

5. T Marcell says:

   May 18, 2005 at 5:59 pm

   You might also want to check out Cambodia’s looming zombie crisis–
   
   http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

   …roaming zombies and the loss of your midget fighting team?

   Man, that’s tough.

6. J Mann says:

   May 18, 2005 at 6:17 pm

   Re: “midget,” there is a very funny exchange here between Roger Ebert and Daniel Woodburn, the guy who plays “Mickey” on Seinfeld, in which Ebert learns that “midget” is a slur of playground beating proportions.

7. Alpha Baboon says:

   May 18, 2005 at 6:58 pm

   Dammit Jeff!! I’m reading this repeating Shannon Elizabeth meme (Is it on the bingo card?).. expecting some cool simile related to her breasts and instead I get blindsided by this ‘Gorbachev heads‘ thing… Now I’ve got this mental image of doing two squeezed together Gorby heads playing in a loop in my head and my mental retinas are beyond just scarred.. When I talk to my shrink I’m blaming you for this..not my Mom & Pop this time.. just so you know..

8. harrison says:

   May 18, 2005 at 7:02 pm

   So that little british car I used to own is now an MG Little Person?

   (sigh) I can’t keep up…

9. jmflynny says:

   May 19, 2005 at 2:39 am

   12 minutes and 28 men dead, 14 others torn to shreds?

   That is one bad-ass lion.

   What I can’t understand is this: Why in the hell after, let’s say, midget number ten died, did another eighteen believe “Hey, I think I can take him!”?

   Think there will be a rematch?

10. Jeff Goldstein says:

    May 19, 2005 at 4:14 am

    Oops, forgot:  BINGO!

11. Joe@CF says:

    May 19, 2005 at 12:45 pm

    Three comments before somebody mentions nipples ? This is unacceptable, people.

    And Marcell, if you’re worried about those zombies, here is an excellent training aid.

12. Beck says:

    May 20, 2005 at 12:28 am

    The story is a hoax, incidentally.  Case anybody didn’t know.

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