yin: “Just once I’d like you to validate my feelings.”
yang: “Just once I’d like you to dust, then make me a turkey club. And for Chrissakes, toast the bread this time, would you? We don’t live in a freakin’ cave.”
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Yin: ” See ? Now was that so hard ? All I asked for was a little validation.. I mean, I was feeling pretty guilty about my affairs with half the guys in my office.. and a few of the girls too.. but after just a few words with you I remember exactly why I shouldnt be guilty.. Thanks for the support Babe!..”
Yang: “…Huh?… Did you say something ?.. Hey, is that Club done yet ? I’m freakin’ starving..”
But if we DID live in a cave, I’d feel a lot more yangy, and I might actually want to have sex with your whiney ass.
Wow Alpha Baboon! That was almost just like Goldstein! Except, you know … unbearably shitty.
Atta boy, Bill.
Alpha, did you piss in Bill’s coffee again ?
I dont know whats got Bill_INDC’s panties in a bunch today… but then I really dont give a shit either.. Flame away Bill ! You sad, impotent, unfunny little man….
Easy there, Alpha – Bill’s not really sad.
No … I AM sad, just not impotent (and I’ve got a gross of Cialis just in case!) nor necessarily unfunny – but hey, that last one is subjective.
But if there’s anything that I AM, all subjectivity aside, it’s sad, literally depressed that I still have to wade through Baboon’s vacuous “enhancements” to Goldstein’s original posts.
It’s like watching a giggly retard spin in wild circles after he just watched Fred Astaire perform a graceful pirouette on the television.
Yeah, I guess the unfunny little man part sticks. But please, enlighten us Bill: your comments differ from Alpha’s how, exactly ?
And if youre sad Billy.. That makes me happy =)
Look forward to many, many more ‘enhancements’ in the future. =)
Just one question though.. have you ever given a thought to coming over here and actually attempting to write something entertaining instead of being such a wet blanket ? I mean, bitch, bitch, bitch.. I’ve never heard anything else from you.. man, Hellblazer is more entertaining.. If depressions the problem, ask your Doc for some pills or something..
Why dont you go back and whine at your own blog and bring down your few readers instead and quit detracting from Jeff’s comment section.
Slapping you around is entertaining.
Especially when it gets you ro randomly melt down like the other day, attacking some otherwise named commenter that you thought was me but wasn’t. Fantastic!
PS – I lied about being sad.
Now, now Joe – why would you want to fuck with me?
Mind your store, boy. Trust me, it could use minding. And a bit more cliched angry-man OUTRAGE, there’s a paucity of that on your site.
But I’ll indulge – my comments are different from AB’s because I don’t parrot and expand on the host’s posts with my long fanfiction, I just randomly(?) take swipes at people like Baboon and Craig to watch the inevitable meltdown. Though if you’re too stupid to spot the difference or discern it from my specific elucidation above, I doubt that explanation will help you much.
PS – Here’s a link to Baboon’s recent paranoid meltdown, going off on another commenter that he thought was me (I sign my posts, buddy). Just read and scroll, good times.
Bill.. Do yourself a favor and just quit writing.. You’re embarrassing yourself. I cant say “I say that as a friend” but I do mean well by it.. You’re not ‘slapping anyone around’.. you’re just running your mouth (fingers) .. and talk is cheap.
I admit, you’re yapping was kind of funny the first time I saw you in action.. but the repetitiveness of your whining gets old real fast.. It bores me and I’m willing to bet it bores quite a few others as well..
Try your hand at commenting on Jeff’s work.. or anything but whining for that matter.. You’ll like it.. Gotta run.. Ciao ! –AB
Lotta yang in here today…
Last quick comment.. I realized my mistake and apologized in public (the thread) to you for mistaking Ultraloser for you.. (for what its worth he did do a pretty good word for word imitation of you) That apology follows your link. If you cant be a man and accept an apology graciously.. well.. truthfully I didnt expect any better from you.. but there wont be any more apologies. Anyone interested can read the comments and decide for themselves who’s melting down..
Can’t we all just lit a bong?
Oh, so that’s what those were. Swipes. Well, I come here to laugh, Bill, not to watch you insult the regular contributors. It’s been quite a while since you had anything funny to offer, by the way. But if you think my store needs minding, maybe you could give me pointers on how to drive down traffic – you seem to do really well at that, both here and at your own site. And after your latest meltdown over at Ace’s, I don’t think I’d be pointing fingers at anyone else. But that’s just me and my OUTRAGE.
Couple things:
1) I’m a big fan of Cold Fury
2) Traffic is down all over the blogosphere; but if there’s anybody to blame for my traffic being down it’s me. I alienated a lot of my social conservative readers, but I’m afraid that couldn’t be helped. My opinions are mine, and I ain’t gonna pander to any perceived base. Having said that, losing readers does feel unpleasant—and affects my mood on occasion—so I’m sure that was coming through in my posts, as well, which only further exascerbated the situation. Then there were the dustups with Hundredpercenter, Hawkins, and Laurence Simon, and the fact that I’m not getting linked by major bloggers, who have taken to forming their own incestuous little link clubs.
3) I’m tired.
yin: “Just once I’d like you to validate my feelings.”
yang: “No prob. I’ll validate you any way you like. So – face up, face down, reverse cowgirl….?”
JD,
Shouldn’t it be ass up face down? Correct me if I’m wrong.
My last word on this subject.. I’m with JWebb and Joe.. Lets ‘all just lit a bong’ and do more laughing.. (Then maybe hit Whitecastle later for some munchies…)
–AB
You’re all a bunch of snippety, vicious, yapping bitches. “My taffic this, your readers that, commentwars, commentwars, commentwars…”
The part I get a kick out of though, is all these men acting like their in some kind of premenstrual fit; in a post about gender roles! Acting the stereotype alright, but wrong gender fellas.
It’s bad enough that I gotta be a Mariners fan without you cum bubbles talking about “feelings”. I might as well watch Dr. Phil. Start with the funny shit and knock off the bitching before I pull this car over and give you something to cry about.