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hood: ”What? What do you want from me?”
me: “Nothing, really. Just like to remind people every now and then.
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me: “Say, how ‘bout that Janice Rogers-Brown gal, eh? I mean, a Black federal judge? Who does she think she is, am I right?”
hood: “…here we go…”
me: “I mean, talk about your uppity negroes! Can I get an a-men, Senator Byrd’s Kleagle hood…?”
BINGO!
me: “I say, can I get an a-men…?â€Â
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me: “well… ?”
hood: “Laugh away.. We got somethin’ for you Freakin’ uppity Jooos too… “
Don’t you wish that when Byrd ran for re-election, someone’s dog would start talking to them? If you know what I mean…
You know if he was a Republican every mention of him in the media would begin “Former Klu Klux Klan recruiter Robert Byrd.”
TallDave,
Good point, but given his likely voting record, more likely “Maverick Former Klu Klux Klan recruiter Robert Byrd”…
Oh, and one more thing for Jeff:
PRAGMAPHOBE!!!
So far Jeff has the following phobias to his credit:
Christophobia
Libertophobia (fear of libertarians)
Islamophobia (also known as thanatophobia)
Pragmaphobia
Johnhawkinsophobia
Hundredpercenterphobia
Did I forget some?
Janice Rogers-Brown is the voice of sanity. (And she makes Ted Kennedy crazy. Bonus.)
How come nobody’s mentioned the new “Say Anything” girl? Too bad those tits aren’t real, but, who cares?
Yeah, well, DisneyWorld ain’t real either. But it sure is fun.
Not real?
Let’s give him omniphobia and let him work out the details. Maybe it comes with a merit badge. And TallDave, I’d leave out the word “Former.” I think crap like being in the Klan is like herpes. You may be free of outbreaks, but the virus has to still be there somewhere.
Yes, 3rd_Bird, not real. The real female body doesn’t have cleavage against the clavicle.
Robin,
I’m not stupid, I meant DisneyWorld.
DisneyWorld is real. Mike just does that to upset children. Like when he denies Santa Claus.