Sandy Duncan was The Star Spangled Girl back when you were swimming happy hour laps in your Pappa’s testicles. Just so you know.
Bastard.*
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At least I didn’t mention her glass eye. Which was later given to Sammy Davis Jr. as a wedding gift.
Not to mention the Star of Lord knows how many Hollywood Squares episodes..
She used to keep that glass eye in a martini glass on her nightstand. That’s the kind of sense of humor Miss Sandy Duncan has, brother.
And yet you dare disparage her?
Bastard.
I’ve been called a bastard more times this week than I can count. And in almost all of those cases, the accusers were pretty much right.
Eh….
spam word: “five” as in, “i ate five triscuits in honor of Sandy Duncan”
And don’t forget Cathy Rigby couldn’t hold a candle to Ms. Duncan (Mary Martin, maybe)
Nice Triscuit reference, Preston. That’s kickin’ it old school.
Except that it was Wheat Thins.
DAMMIT! Wheat Thins! I wasn’t 100% sure and I should have had my fact-checkers review my comment before I posted. However, both my fact-checkers quit when they realized I had no money with which to pay them.
spam word: “meeting” as in “meeting my comeuppance”
Would I!?!,would I!?!
Hair Lip,,,,,,,,,, Hair Lip.
I once made love to a Wheat Thin. Or maybe it was Kate Moss.
Stupid tequila.