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Were I not so secure in my masculinity, I’d find it worrisome that I literally giggled like a school girl trying on lipstick when I found out ‘License to Drive’ was being released on DVD for the first time this Tuesday.

Thankfully, though, I am.  Secure in my own masculinity.  So no worries.*

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update:  Did I mention that I lift weights?  Because I do.

12 Replies to “Were I not so secure in my masculinity, I’d find it worrisome that I literally giggled like a school girl trying on lipstick when I found out ‘License to Drive’ was being released on DVD for the first time this Tuesday.”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    “Les?  It’s me, Poppa.”

  2. Allah says:

    The fact that you can quote from the movie disturbs me almost as much as the fact that I recognize the quote.  Admit it—you ordered it, didn’t you?

    In anticipation of your next question: yes, this boy does want a ride in Heather Graham’s “Mercedes.”

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    No, didn’t order it. But I will be picking it up at Best Buy on Tuesday.

    For the kid.

  4. michele says:

    This is how the term “spasticated” made it into my everyday venacular.

  5. JWebb says:

    Good thing you stopped with the lipstick. Because before you know it you’re in a thong and that, my friend is a slippery slope.

    Or so I’m told . . .

  6. CraigC says:

    How much can you bench?

  7. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I do most of my lifting now with 25 and 55 lb dumb bells.  A few years ago I benched 305.  Now?  Maybe 140, if I have a spotter.

  8. Alpha Baboon says:

    When you say ‘lifting weights’ I assume that you mean lifting manly cast iron weights using a bar and a bench… not pumping those rubber covered pound and a halfers as you do step ups to the oldies with Richard Simmons, right ?

  9. gail says:

    My office mate bench pressed 562 and deadlifted 727 in world championship competitions and he is unmatched in his total gayness.

  10. Ana says:

    Yes, but does he have Satchel? Mmmmm?

  11. gail says:

    He would kind of have to like girls to make babies, not to enshrine gender stereotypes or anything.

  12. WindRider95 says:

    Jeff,

    305!

    Excellent!

    300 is the magic weight that separates “benchers” from the pack…

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