Like Bronson in Death Wish—only instead of hunting down and killing urban scum, this fed-up civilian tracked and beat a single fat teen.
Which, I guess it’s not really all that much like Death Wish after all, come to think of it.
(via Drudge)
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Had I swore at an ice cream man, my parents would have been glad he beat me and saved them the trouble—not that I’m condoning it. And the mom has stones to complain that now her son is self-conscious about his weight. At 140lbs and only 5’5”, he effin’ should be, and so should she.
Maybe he should also be self-conscious about being a teenaged prick.
“We want you to get out of the sherbet business…permanently.”
“By sundown?”
holy junk! I LIVE there.
I’d better tell my BF to hurry up and lose weight or the Ice Cream man will beat him up.
Shinobi,
A true she-ninja would make quick work of the ice cream man! (And then help herself to a butter pecan sugar cone!)
The porky little bastard had it coming…
WndRider-
This She Ninja will have none of your butter pecan, Chocolate! And NO sprinkles, For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you.
The kid deserved it. Insult the ice cream guy, and you’re going down.
Just like that kid suspended for the phone call from his mom in Iraq, this story seems to the be the type of episode played up a certain way for maximum outrage, so I remain agnostic on “Who’s the dick?”
However, I have to admit I favor a presumption of thumping punk teenagers.
Little monsters.
Turing word: “reached,” as in “…my wits’ end with these kids and their music!”
Shinobi,
NO SPRINKLES!
I swear!
SW: over…it ain’t over ‘til the fat kid cries…
Everybody knows only thin people are allowed to be rude. It’s right there in The Ice Cream Man’s Rules for a Better World.
I was rude recently and got my @$$ handed to me for it.
<cue the fork-lift jokes>
The Doughboy ought to be thanking his lucky stars that Jerry Hobbs wasnt the ice cream man.. Jerry is a little harsher in his disciplinary methods.
Mouthy teens are a little too confident that adults wont dare touch them… This kid sounds like his butt cashed the check his mouth wrote.. hahahaha
*beep* *beep* *beep*
(The backup signal of a forklist – offered for McGhee)
“I’m your Ice Cream Man, stop me when I’m passin’ by…..”
“Damn, dude, what’s with all of the red, white and blue marks?”
“I got pistol-whipped with a Bomb Pop”
“Ooh, I hate it when that happens”