Garrett: “One lesson I learned a long time ago? Always, always throw a raincoat on your jimmy—no matter what line the lady feeds you about pills or sponges or the like. Because trust me: there will come a time when you’re gonna want that gorgeous layer of ribbed deniability. And with a hat on your bat, it’s just her word against yours, brother…”*
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Although Volcker seems to be absolving Kofi of any wrongdoing, I still believe Annon’s johnson has a white, scaley texture which could be any number of things.
And even if he is innocent, his leadership abilities within the UN need a big blue Viagra pill.
gorgeous layer of ribbed deniability
That there, my friends, is some fine writing.
Clap clap clap clap clap.
I was kind of partial to “hat on your bat.”
“Clap clap clap clap clap.”
Exactly…
Dude, no court will accept your claim over the results of a DNA test. All that hat buys you is peace of mind.
Or piece of ass.
Just kind of depends on the girl.
Okay, now that was good follow up on “peace of mind” and I don’t even get a nibble. You want entertainment, people, you gotta work with me. Work WITH me.