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“…So then I said to them that unless all of the so-called white professors at the university are willing to demonstrate the pureness of their racial lineages, there’s no way I should be forced to verify mine. In fact, the whole process is racist on its face, I told them—the white hegemon’s bold attack on those who profess a racial identity outside the establishment fold.”* | |
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“Not bad, not bad. Of course, whenever somebody tries to question my ethnicity, I just point to my hat and say something like, ‘speak to the iconic tribal band design, girlfriend.’ But then, I’m not really the verbal type.” |
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(h/t Terry Hastings)
Please be Ala from Blonde Sagacity’s friend…she thinks you rule…and her blog is bad ass!
She even bought a T-shirt…Oh PS: Check out her Sandbox Challenge Series!
I second that nomination….
http://mobyrebuttal.blogspot.com
I thought I was her best friend, but I think you are ALa’s best friend, Jeff. Really.
sandbox
I am Ala’s friend.
But I had no idea anybody had purchased anything from that Cafe Press store.
NOTE: ANYBODY WHO PURCHASED SOMETHING FROM MY CAFE PRESS STORE, PLEASE EMAIL ME TO TELL ME HOW THE CRAP LOOKS.
PLEASE.
TELL ME.
HOW THE CRAP LOOKS.
JR…link messed up on sandbox..try this
http://mobyrebuttal.blogspot.com/2005/04/in-sandboxchallenge-series_14.html
OMG JEFF!!! Can I PLEEEASE apologize for my drunken Blogger friends!!! I guess they are sick of me going on about how funny you are…
Yes, I did buy the ‘apple’ PW shirt, but it was a bit too big (a men’s small) –you have to do one on a babydoll t-shirt that accents the ‘attributes’ better…and I will send you the pic
*blushing and hanging head in shame*
Hey…I am not drunk!
I am high on life babe!
On topic, ward churchill = imitation cheese
Jeff, Ala has a tag board/zonk on her site and we are extending an invitation to join us there for a few moments of amusing conversation with an eclectic group of people.
(plus, Ala would go crazy
)
Please RSVP at http://mobyrebuttal.blogspot.com
thank you
*downs large bottle of absinthe hoping it will kill her*
Hey, Jeff, I think I’ve told you before that you are irreplaceable.
I took a look at Ala’s blog … and frankly, after looking at a picture of Ala, you can be replaced.
simmer down, hard charger.
Hey, I can’t fight millenia of Darwinian urges.
So funny, I love the humour of this blog! Some of the best humour I’ve ever read has been at places like Iowahawk, Scrappleface, IMAO, and here. (because of the hypocrisy!)
So lets see: bloggers know the Iraq situation more accurately than the MSM and they are funnier.
No wonder they don’t like us.
Millenia, Robin? Surely you’re not that long in the tooth.
Shit !!! Shit, Shit, Shit !!!
I knew it was too good to be true.. My sources told me this bigoted Kike Anti-Faux Native American had gone on some kind of open ended ”rest” (read: retired) and was shutting down this lying blog of lies.. but could I just leave well enough alone? NO ! I have to do the bull dance all around the office and leave a comment for all to see on his Kiss Off thread, mocking UCB for not checking my tribal affiliation or CV better.. Now appearantly one of those so called ‘white’ professors reads this garbage and their back on their ‘prove youre Indian’ rampage.. Shittttttt! I wonder if Billy has a spare tribal hat ? I mean, if I presented my self identification as a Faux Indian PLUS wore a Tribal hat with an iconic band.. They couldnt question that, right?
–Ward Churchill, BA, MA, Phd, Chief, Shaman
Department Head – Faux Indian Studies
Univ of CO, Boulder
Hey, wasnt ALa one of those Dusty Girls ?
like an addiction that can’t be cured…
Are ALa and Aunt Bitchy one in the same?
‘Cause if they are, screw the Dusty girls and the Say Anything broad.
To snuggle that rack I would gladly give up a week’s worth of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chip cookies and six everlasting Gobstoppers.
I WANT PIE!
Turing word: problem. Mine’s obvious.
I need to write a whole series of poems based on Willy Wonka.
Or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, for you purists.
I changed my mind. Please don’t go JEFF!!! I’ve been going to Ace’s site and they are just WIERD!!! No one is funny or even trys to be. I try to joke with them and nothing!!!!!
We need you…
Ace who?
Incidentally, it looks like I need to sell one more cafe press item before I can get a check from them. Anybody feel like they need a t-shirt or a nice mug? Protein wisdom the mugs make great gifts for those hard to please postmodern ironists who traffic in barely understandable snark and obscure pop-culture references.
And they make great Arbor Day gifts!
I would but those designs are kind of weak.
Where’s the “GAY PORN COCK OF LIES” t-shirt? I’d get one for my baby girl and take her to the mall.
Not a bad idea. Except make it a mug. I relish the idea of people drinking out of “THIS HOT BEVERAGE HAS BEEN STIRRED BY THE GAY PORN COCK OF LIES. AND YES, THERE WAS SOME BLISTERING.”
“BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY”
So does this mean your staying??????
I never planned on leaving, just taking it easy for a bit. I probably won’t be posting as much as I used to for a while, but I’ll still post when the mood strikes.
What I really want to do is play the XBox my wife got me for Christmas. So far, I’ve logged all of 24 minutes on the thing. I also want to learn to use Flash and begin working on some animated stuff.
Then there’s the radio thing, which probably won’t last much longer. I’ve never been one to hold the party line just for the sake of doing so, and I don’t think Rightalk radio is going to convince me to adjust my behavior.
This is an interesting way to start the day.
To answer the question are AB and ALa one in the same…I will have to say very much “NO” WE ARE ACTUALLY SISTERS!
Yes, that is right sisters…Peter, thanks for the compliment!
Jeff.. XBOX huh? What kind of games do you play..? I dig my XBOX.. If you play sports, youre on your own.. but if you like the role playing games, try Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic.. good game.. I liked Deus Ex II as well.. (not as much as Deus Ex I though)
Glad to hear your still going to post semi-regularly… Ward C will still be pissed though..
I don’t play anything yet. But I have some of those Tom Clancy games I’d like to get into.
Glad to hear you’ll still be around once in a while, Jeff. A bit of advice on the XBox: with your schedule stay away from the RPGs! They’re great, but they’ll eat time up like crazy. You can squeeze in a quarter of Madden in a spare 10 or 15 minutes, though.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT X-BOX!!!! X-Box is a tool of the devil. It sucks you in a mind numbing vortex which moms (or wives) have to physically pull you back into the real world for stuff like eating and any sort of productive activity.
I know this.
If you get Halo2 AND X-Box live, we will truly never see you again and there will be no more children for you.
Heed my warning.
Sparkle and I are in agreement on this issue, though for different reasons. I have played a bit of Halo 2 and am praying that I live long enough for science to develop a ‘cure’ for aging. I will then spend my second 100 years in devotion to becoming the most proficient Halo 2 player on the planet. It’s that enthralling/addicting. And no, I’m almost not kidding.
Its kinda funny.. I was with Special Ops for years in the 80’s.. My brother did a career in Special Ops and has trained in and performed those type ops..and has been in most of the well known theaters of operation over the last 20 years… but we got one of those early Clancy team ops kinda games and both got routinely wiped out by the bad guys… kind of ironic, huh? It makes ya think…
Maybe were were just born into the wrong generation for video games.