Q: How many Pope Benedict XVIs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Yeah, right. God didn’t invent Bishops for nothing, you know.
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Thought the punchline would be: “that’s not funny”. But that’s the one for “feminists”, right?
Precisely.
And just be glad I phrased it “change a lightbulb” and not “screw in a lightbulb.” Because there could have been trouble.
It’s alright to screw in a lightbulb, as long as you don’t use barrier contraception. For one thing, shards of glass can play hell with your parenting odds if you’re wearing the devil’s raincoat.
Was that a “spanking the Bishop” reference?
“Q: How many Pope Benedict XVIs does it take to change a lightbulb?”
A: It depends on how serious the lightbulb is about changing.
I thought about how they keep calling him the Pope’s Enforcer and did some research into his background:
The Enforcerâ„¢: The Early Years
He is decked out with a wide array of weapons which he uses to combat evil! Such as the Super Soaker of Cautic Holy Waterâ„¢ and others.
I heard Marvel is doing a movie about him.
That’s soooo old! I remember hearing that joke back when it was: How many Leo XIII does it take…!!! Kids these days, I swear not an original thought in their heads!
I got an email today with the most obvious joke of all.
A new Pope has been elected ……….. Democrats are demanding a recount.
I think Sullivan is too.