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Don’t forget to call or listen (UPDATED)

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For those of you who might have missed the live broadcast, you can hear the show again at 5 after the hour every hour for the next 23 hour—then again all weekend.

For my part, I listen, like, 26 times.  But that’s because I find my voice something of an aphrodisiac…

100 Replies to “Don’t forget to call or listen (UPDATED)”

  1. shank says:

    Are you going to host it again afterwards?  I’m usually at work during that time period, and can’t listen in.

  2. Lloyd says:

    Why don’t ya have that Jeff Goldstein fellow or Bill from INDC as a guest sometime? Cuz ya know it’s not nice to ignore a guest while you sit and bullshit with the host.

  3. Shinobi says:

    For the record, I hate the music they play between shows.

    Perhaps, as in Perhaps that is because I am too liberal to listen to this radio station.

  4. Scott P says:

    “Dangerous and sexy”.  Heh.

  5. Kadnine says:

    Dangerous and sexy?

    What’s the problem?

  6. Shinobi says:

    They can come be on my radio station.  Except…. I don’t have one.

  7. SarahW says:

    Cheez it, don’t say “donkeypunch.” It’s too he-man-woman hater

  8. Shinobi says:

    Man, I wish I spoke spanish right now.

  9. Kadnine says:

    “I thought we made it clear last week that Castro was a bad guy.” – Jeff

    Actually it was “Bad guy in the fatigues.”

  10. Brandon says:

    John summed up my feelings about Republican actions of late.

  11. Kadnine says:

    John summed up my feelings about Republican actions of late.

    Agreed.

  12. SarahW says:

    Also stay out of the 3-season sun porch, if I have the curtains drawn.

  13. Lloyd says:

    Do you think Jeff actually has a “Den” or do you think he rents it by the hour?

  14. Scott P says:

    Hey, this is damn good radio!

  15. Scott P says:

    Can I say damn?

  16. Lloyd says:

    Damn right, on both counts.

  17. Kadnine says:

    The Schiavo affair was “lose/lose anyway you look at it.” – John

    Best sum up ever.

  18. Shinobi says:

    Whack hehehehe

  19. dorkafork says:

    Did he just say “Flaming Christ Tater”?  I mean obviously he didn’t, but it sounds neat.

  20. SarahW says:

    Michael Schiavo, hellspawn.

    You know, I actually had someone in a prayer group withdraw prayers for my 13 yo son ( who had suddenly lost his central vision) and e-mail other people to stop praying for him, because I was *skeptical* of certain claims made about a bone scan of Terri Schiavo taken a year after her collapse.

    This was over a year ago…blew me away.

    Believe this bone scan is proof of MURDER or you are Mengele.

    Couldn’t get behind that.

  21. Shinobi says:

    Wow Sarah. 

    I hate people like that, I blame them for my godlessness.

    I hope your Son is okay.

  22. shank says:

    I got a BONE scan you can believe in Sarah.

  23. Kadnine says:

    First radio break… These guys are doing really well!

  24. SarahW says:

    Shinobi, good news about the kid – he improved quite a bit.

    The “lie and distort” for life agenda bugged me hugely.

  25. Shinobi says:

    Whoa, everything isn’t Binary?  That is crazy talk!

  26. Kadnine says:

    “That was me, Jeff, talking just now by the way.”

    Ha. Now they bring on the inside jokes!

    New caller: That you Sanity Inspector?

  27. Matt says:

    Best show so far.

    Cole is a good guest.

  28. JFH says:

    How ‘bout that first caller… what an insightful question… They should put him on every week!

  29. Matt says:

    Busy writing down the vital phone #

    Spam word: written

  30. Brandon says:

    The Schiavo affair was “lose/lose anyway you look at it.” – John

    Best sum up ever.

    Certainly for the central characters of the issue, it was. For the rest of us, it raised the awareness of living wills.

  31. macbuckets says:

    So John thinks it’s silly for the anti-Michael-Schiavo crowd to say that we’re on the slippery slope to nazism, but it’s brilliant punditry for Cole and his clones to say that the anti-Michael-Schiavo crowd is putting us on the slippery slope to theocracy.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

  32. Daniel says:

    After their fourth or fifth show, Bill and Jeff are defintely more relaxed and really getting into the swing of it.

    It also helps that their guest, John Cole, isn’t borderline-hostile like Ace was last week.

  33. Kadnine says:

    How ‘bout that first caller… what an insightful question… They should put him on every week!

    I thought he was good, too! And so handsome sounding on the radio!

    No, seriously. It was a good call. Better than my nasal and sychophantic call-in two weeks ago.

  34. SarahW says:

    She sounds like Debra Harry!

  35. Scott P says:

    Oh oh!!!!!

  36. Lloyd says:

    They’re trying hard to get her on the humor train, but she ain’t buying that ticket. Oh Well.

  37. Kadnine says:

    Wow. Our boys are really raking Michele over the coals on this religion thing.

    Cue the bleeps.

  38. Matt says:

    Wow. Extra credit for non-judiscious use of the bleep.

  39. SarahW says:

    Man, the Richmond cicadas would probably freak Catalano out.

    She knew you were teasing, right?  I”m such a sucker.

  40. Mark says:

    Whoa.  I will never, EVER piss off Michele grin

  41. Scott P says:

    Holy @#$&#xin;g &$#@.

  42. Lloyd says:

    BAM, Wow, now that was good radio, BAM

  43. Daniel says:

    WHOA!!!

    Here we go! More internet drama……

  44. Shinobi says:

    My ears hurt from all the bleeping.

  45. Timmer says:

    Well…that was fun…attacking Michele…good move…

    This is the way you treat your friends I’d hate to see how you treat your enemies.

  46. JFH says:

    Great bit guys (and chick)!

  47. Kadnine says:

    Whoa… what was that? Was that planned? If planned it was actually pretty funny. If not… well, whoa.

  48. Daniel says:

    “Your Jew partner…”

  49. Alpha Baboon says:

    Michele’s close was beauty ! Thats the kinda fireworks you need.. Cole came off good too.. Very natural.. The show went real smooth… Good job ! Congratulations !

  50. SarahW says:

    Timmer, no way she was not in on the joke.

  51. Mark says:

    Just one more thought:  and BOOM goes the dynomite!

  52. Alpha Baboon says:

    That had to be planned.. Thats entertainment !

  53. norbizness says:

    “Oh, don’t forget about the radio show at three. I’ll be on the road at that point, so I won’t have to listen to myself be a complete idiot. (Did I mentioned my portion is taped?)”

  54. That had to be a work.  There’s no way that was legit.  The bleeps were too well placed.  Enjoyable either way though.

  55. Shinobi says:

    wow almost a million listeners!

  56. Alpha Baboon says:

    Three zeros is a thousand Jeff, not a millionwink

  57. Kadnine says:

    As norbizness points out, Michele’s portion was taped in advance.

  58. Shinobi says:

    But was she in on the joke?  She sounded really pissed.  An A for acting if she was.

  59. Timmer says:

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it was supposed to be funny…

    mmmmm’k

  60. Kadnine says:

    All in all, I think it was the best show so far. John Cole makes a great guest. The controversy surrounding the Shiavo story is hard to treat fairly and referentially, and I thought Jeff, Bill, and John did a good job.

    Umm… I still want to know whether Michele (of whom I’m a huge fan) was in on the joke. Was that real anger? Sure sounded like it…

  61. michele says:

    Had I known it was ambush radio, I would have declined the invite.

    Like I said, the show was TWO DICKS and a chick.

  62. did you guys do something again? cause the replay just cut out.  angry

  63. Scott P says:

    Not my “cup of funny,” to mix metaphors.

  64. Daniel says:

    The replay is working and Michelle is on now.

  65. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Sorry, Scott.  All of the people all of the time, etc., etc…

  66. The Sanity Inspector says:

    Kadnine:

    New caller: That you Sanity Inspector?

    The same.  Hey!  That’s my Turing word, too! 

    Who was “Bill”?  Was it Bill from INDC?

  67. Daniel says:

    Actually, it was “…your fuckin’ Jew partner over there…”.

  68. Daniel says:

    My last comment was about Michelle’s nasty comment – nothing to do with The Sanity Inspector.

  69. jeremy in NYC says:

    Needs more bleeps.

  70. The Sanity Inspector says:

    I was sorry not to get to speak with Michelle; I hope she’ll come back on “live” some other time.

  71. OMG! Bill made me laugh with the spanish apology!! That was hilarious.

    John was just wrong about Shavio. The religious have a right to have a say in issues such as this. They have a right to protest in a peaceful way.

    Yes, both sides have those who hurl terrible insults at each other. And that is wrong. It just demeans the debate and the issue by vicious name calling. John does exactly what he accuses the right religious of doing though. He calls them over the top names. Some may deserve it, but you can’t be mad about the kettle calling you black when you call the kettle black as well.

  72. kelly says:

    Well, Jeff, I at least called. I’m sure I sounded moronic but anything to help a guy out!

  73. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I THOUGHT that was you, Kelly.  You did fine, thanks.  Good question. 

    When you’re talking into air, it’s a little offputting, isn’t it?  It’s like, suddenly you realize you’re broadcasting, and you kinda freeze up.

  74. kelly says:

    Oh, and were any lives saved by me? I certainly hope so.

    No, wait a minute.

    I demand that a life was saved! Yeah, that’s it.

  75. JFH says:

    Sanity Inspector: it’s Michele with one “l”… (Based on her response to Bill and Jeff, I pray that she doesn’t find about your slight.)

  76. I don’t read Michele, but I can tell by listening that her and I are about as different as two women can be.

    She was NOT getting Jeff’s joking.

  77. JFH says:

    Uh, RWS, I read ya both, and she WAS gettin’ it. BUT, you are right that ya’ll are very different from each other.  (In your defense, my wife doesn’t “get” Michele either, as she’s as Southern as you are Texan)

  78. JWebb says:

    But that’s because I find my voice something of an aphrodisiac…

    So does my dog. I and my left leg below the knee will say no more. . .

  79. JFH, it was obvious Jeff was joking about athiest thinking themselves selfish. If it she had understood he was joking she would have said, “You are f**king right I’m selfish. When you are your own god then naturally you don’t give a damn about anyone else.”

    OR “Sure. I’m going out to buy my Che t-shirt now cuz I am sick of this f**king theocracy the Republicans are pushing.”

    Or “WEll, I figured if you killed Christ Jeff, I could get away with being self involved.”

    See? there is a way to make a point and joke.

    BTW, I AM southern. I have from Mississippi first and foremost.

  80. um, didn’t spell check there. Remove the “it” from the second sentence. And I “am” from Ms, not “have.”

  81. michele says:

    Wow. RWS has mind melded with me!

    Quick, what am I going to say next?

  82. michele, you’re gonna say “I’m a damn good actress!!!”

    Am I right sweetie????….wink

  83. Daniel says:

    The whole thing seems to be a set piece. That’s cool. Real or not real, it’s compelling radio.

    Great job. The show is improving every week.

  84. willow says:

    Just doing the replay right now…hafta note it’s kinda cool to hear the voices of people whose blog and/or comments I read all the time.

    Haven’t gotten to the Michele bit yet.  Seems like that’s going to be interesting (I’d expect nothing less, actually.) John sounds good, like he’s done this radio thing before.

  85. willow says:

    Oh my.  She didn’t respond well to you, did she?  I’ll assume if for some strange reason I’m ever on your show you’ll give me shit for something.  At least I hope you will.  I mean you’ve done that with every single guest you’ve had on; it would be entirely out of both of your characters if you didn’t and I would be seriously alarmed.  It’s curious that she seemed not to expect it.

  86. sonofnixon says:

    I always pegged her for a lunatic.  I was right.

  87. willow says:

    Or for some reason, maybe she just wanted an excuse to tell you both off publicly.  In which case, God you two are such altruists!

  88. I’ll listen, but I’m keeping my pants on.

  89. Guy S. says:

    Well, upon further review of the play, I will say this, at least you have the nads to go and try something you won’t hear on (intentionally anyhow) Hannety, Savage, or Liddy.  I wonder if after Michele gets a restraining order out…you will still be able to have a *rematch*.

    (Aside, okay- a patty meld vice a mind meld, and you are something akin to a curiously refreshing breath mint as opposed to an aphrodisiac..but this is my final offer.)

  90. Richard B. says:

    Michele is a pretty worthless sack of protoplasm. Boring and useless, and nasty to boot. Her husband must not be performing his marital duties at home.

  91. michele says:

    Richard, good to see you haven’t changed a bit since the last time I paid attention to you – about two years ago.

  92. alex says:

    Well, I’d personally like to congratulate hosts and guest for an ingeniously clever way to ‘unintentionally’ thumb your noses at the Rightalk radio profanity policy. Very Howard Stern.

    P.S. Any way we could hear the ‘unedited’, ‘special director’s cut’ version of the pre-taped interview? I mean–Jesus, Michele, you were like Eric Cartman at the end of the South Park movie! (Cock! bitch! pussy! ass!–respect mah f–kin’ authoritah!) Admittedly, it would have been EVEN better to close the show with a rousing chorus of ‘Shut your f–king face, Uncle F–ker’ (and I DARE Jeff and Bill to find a guest willingly to sing that in a pre-taped interview) but, all in all, a fine show.

  93. “Admittedly, it would have been EVEN better to close the show with a rousing chorus of ‘Shut your f–king face, Uncle F–ker’”

    Now that I’d listen to.

  94. quasimod says:

    OK, OK, OK… I put http://www.rightalk.com/ in my (increasingly misnamed) “Daily” folder.

    Happy?

    Fuckin’ heebs.

    It’s not enough I should keep reading your shit after Jesus him-fucking-self tells me (via my pastor “Brother Love” and his “Travelin’ Salvashun’ Show”) that I should DX yer fuckin’ ass, now I gotta listen too.

    Prick.

  95. quasimod says:

    “Salvashun’” = “Salvashun”… sorry fer my spellin.

  96. Matt says:

    So gosh, somebody explain if that was a work please.  And was it wrong to be strangely aroused by Michelle’s obviously extensive profane vocabulary ?  Like, tape the show and then cut the bits and pieces of her rant, maybe reform her sentences a bit ?

    For example “Jeff, come #@#$ me you magnificent $@%@#%3^3 #@$!@%^”

    TW= “Value” – “If you value your #@$$! life, Jeff, you won’t take that #@%@$%@%’s suggestion”

  97. Beck says:

    Is it possible to get a copy of hte audio from this puppy?  Doesn’t appear available on RightTalk’s site, and considering the consternation the auto-play whatnot caused after last week, I’m not too hopeful anyone’s going to post the audio file to their blog…

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