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AH! A golden oldie. Beautifully done.
I kind of miss that silly little shit.
This would make an excellent poster to market at Cafepress.. Ya, where is Baghdad Bob these days..?
I thought I’d see him as an anchor on CNN by now.
Hellblazer?
I’m sorry, call me sexist if you want, but for the umpteen thousandth time, I have to say without question-
Lebanese chicks are freaking HOT!
Yes, I know, sexist and all that. I don’t care. I can’t remember ever seeing a middle eastern nation in the news besides Israel that had this many smoking hot chicks before. It’s almost uncanny.
They better get Syria the hell out of Lebanon soon, because I’m making travel plans here shortly, and here is one CITIZEN JOURNALIST WHO WANTS HIS PIE.
Metaphorically speaking of course.
Beirut Bob, now. I hear he’s in the hunt for SeeBS News anchor.
I thought we were playing Monopoly.
Do you think we’ll see a turnout like this for pro-syrian Lebonese. I don’t think so. What an awesome F-you to Karami and his supporters.
Tman, if making sexist remarks was verboten around here, there are, er, well let’s just say, several people who would have gotten the boot. Not talking about anyone in particular, you understand.
Did I mention that I’m an ass, man…I mean ass man?
And if you want a bigger version of that pic, go Ace’s. I’ve already saved it.
Isn’t this just breathtaking? I’ve tried to adopt a position of protective cynicism about events in Lebanon (despite being strongly in favor of such developments)…but this is a goosebump moment. 1.4 million people? Coming on the heels of that disgraceful sham rally?
What a beautiful thing.
DAMN YOU, CHIMPY MCHITLERBURTON!
When the North Koreans start demonstrating, their women are going to have to get implants if they want any press at all.
Hey, someone go liberate the Swedish men’s beach volleyball team. I’d like to see that kind of FREEDOM. But I wouldn’t want to smell it. No.
“freedom is like riding a bicycle”
The South Koreans are already getting implants. Because in Korea the trend is for forestation”
Dang, there was supposed to be a link there.
“forestation?”
That’s terrible news. One of the good things about Asian women is that they don’t have a lot of hair down there. Now, you take a Korean girl home, get her pants off and it looks like she has Oscar Gamble in a leg lock.
When the North Koreans start demonstrating, their women are going to have to get implants if they want any press at all.
Their sister country, Cuba, is known for its expertise in Plastic Surgery – its “first class medical system” (heheheheehehahahaaa) focus’s on what may make the lovelies of Latin and South America even “lovelier”, for mucho dinero. That tidbit notwithstanding, I’m doubtful el Presidente will offer a lend – lease program with lil Kim’s competition the benefactor – although nothing trumps the “breast card” in post modern revolution so I’m not counting anything out.
Last Digression:
The “Say Anything Girl” owns a little piece of my heart, now baby.
Q: How do you kill a Hezzbollah?
A: Hold a real election where men and woman get to vote.
What happened to my favorite Latina Dusty Girl ? OK, maybe she wasnt Latina but I like to think she was.. The dark haired one with really perky.. ya, you know..thats the one. Whered she go? The new blond is attractive but the last one was muy caliente, verdad ! To demonstrate that the Right isnt biased against ‘The Brown People’ as the left claims, I propose that PW make it a policy to run only pictures of hot olive to mocha to golden brown tan Dusty Girls.. just a suggestion as to how PW could be more inclusive… it in no way has anything to do with my own personal obsessions..
No. You all aren’t going to like this Dusty girl because she doesn’t have long hair. Latina or no.
Translation For Alpha: No le van a gustar esta Dust Girl porque no tiene pello largo. No se importa que no es Latina.
The Spanish, it is my mother tongue.
Go to town.
Hmmmm is that a Cordobian accent I detect or Cartagenian ? Theyre so close… Oh , no matter.. Hey, can you hook me up with Penelope Cruz ? I know she probably hasnt dated a lot of baboons (other than Tom C..)and mixed species dating is kind of a touchy subject.. but encourage her to take a chance.. Once she goes greyback, she’ll never go back.. or Salma Hyak would be ok too.
When the North Koreans start demonstrating, their women are going to have to get implants if they want any press at all.
Ana … one who cuts through all the feigned jubilant liberation BS and zeros in on the real reason for male joy … like a laser!
– I seriously wonder if Bob would notice a Mark-85 tank rolling across his dick……