yin: “I can’t decide between the Steak au Poivre and the blackened tuna with the dill butter…”
yang: “Uh huh. Well your ass wants the garden salad with the dressing on the side, if that’s any help.”
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… and the 8” Cut Gay Porn Cock of Lies requests oysters. On the half-shell and keep ‘em coming..
Those oysters aren’t going to do him any good if he doesn’t learn to lie about people’s asses.
yang can’t play in International Eat an Animal for PETA day…
You MUST cross-post this… can’t wait to see the reaction.
Today is Eat Meat to Piss Off Human-Hating Anti-Semitic PETA Day
http://www.yourish.com/archives/2005/mar6-12_2005.html#2005030803
Can do, JFH.
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Best, Terry Reynolds
She: Does this dress make me look fat?
He: Nope, it’s all those cheeseburgers you’ve been eatin’ that do that.
Ass.
What’s NOT for dessert tonight.
Does my ass look fat in this comment?
Does this ass make my comment look fat?
Does this comment have a fat ass?
Spamword:but (I SWEAR!!)
“What do you mean ‘forget the boob job, just rub toilet paper on your chest?’”
“Well, you’ve been rubbing your butt with it all these years and look what happened back there.’”
Yin: So, you think that we could, you know…?
Yang: Not after that ass comment you blazing fucktard. If that’s any help.
“Does this dress make my ass look fat?” “Honey, you don’t need that dress to make your ass look fat”.
Now that’s what the butt rash shoulda said to her.
I keep reading the second line of the post as “post, 3 [inches]”. Is there something wrong with me?
Gail, no there’s nothing wrong with you. Yes, it says 3 inches and yes you have a terrific ass. Have a nice day.
“Does this fat make my ass look dressy?”
God almighty. Keyword, “enough,” as in, leave to you to take it a bridge too far. Or was that the dentist post?