Instapundit offers sound advice to those hand-wringers planning to attend tomorrow’s anti-war protests marking the second anniversary of the start of the Iraqi military campaign.
I would only add that those attending might also consider wearing bright red noses and big floppy shoes. And pin one of those liquid-squirting fake flowers to their lapels.
Because if you really must protest, you may as well dress the part, right?
And pack about 30 or so in a VW bug. It’s timeless, I say.
Given that people love babe protestors, the organizers should ditch the typical hairy underarm crew, and try to recruit the two dames on the right. I’m mean stress testing t-shirts is good work, but it ain’t gonna land you on CNN.
turing word: market, as it the looney left needs to learn how to market itself.
“Go ahead, squeeze the wheeze. Many people like to…”
—Barney the Bozo
Well, they sure as hell aren’t protesting in my name.
You better check.. I’m pretty sure I saw one of them on CNN with a big sign that read;
Chrees says – Bushiltler is a lying liar that
lies about WMDs and Kills Kids
SURRENDER TO SADDAM NOW !
… just thought you should know…
Hmmm… definitely not speaking in my name. And after a recent event, I question their sincerity.
One of the cute young things looked like a 60s throwback (except she had an acquaintance with hygiene). She was holding a “Make Love, Not War” sign. Even though I offered money, she refused to accompany me to a nearby hotel and make good on her offer.
That was some lucky find.. thats whats always held me back.. those hippy chicks.. even neo-hippy poseurs.. can be awfully cute.. but since most have no aquaintance with hygiene, its kind of a turn off.. but if you meet one that knows a bar of soap or is casually aquainted with a toothbrush or was once introduced to a daisy leg razor.. she could be hot hot hot
AB–That’s called wishful thinking.
A clean hippie?
Is that another one of those ultimate oxymorons?
“Go ahead, squeeze the wheeze. Many people like to…â€Â
“Follow the rubber yellow line to your seat…….deflate your shoes….”
Only a mom loves a vegan.
This mom loves them. They taste just like chicken.
It’s been five decades now, and engineers just can’t seem to come up with a low-emission hippie. Surely, the children will suffer.
And just what the hell ever happened to the human shields? I fear for their safety.
Years ago, when I was a young and eager Communist, I noted that although most of San Francisco’s communist groups were bitter 60s relics, the people selling the newspapers at the rallies were the youngest and most attractive women they had to offer.
Huh. Go figure. Somehow a curvy young thing in her early 20s with pigtails gets saddled with the PR duties, and the hairy, overweight, bearded, cranky dudes with the denim hats run the show.