Elizabeth: “Omigod, I absolutely loooove tamales! And elk!*
update: “Say, did I ever tell you about the time Antonio Banderas called my breasts ’pezones hermosos grandes‘? I have no idea what that means, but it sure does sound, like, exotic…”
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(h/t Malkin)
Elizabeth: “Omigod, I absolutely loooove President Bush’s ‘Status Quo’ plan for border security.. He should put those border patrolmen to good use rounding up those mean vigilantes.. I mean, if they stop the so called illegal aliens from coming to America , who’ll run the Roberto’s burrito stands? Who’ll make those yummy tamales that I just looooove ?
That would possibly explain Antonio and Melanie.
Well, Jeff, there’s your kickoff topic.
Elizabeth: Oh, and he would call my… you know .. girl parts.. mi gatita pelada..I dont know what that means either.. but the way he would say it used to make me break out in a glow..
Damn. I consider Canada mostly optional, but I love Mexico, and this is screwed. I can’t figure out why W doesn’t comprende the situation. It seems so intuitively obvious that we need to have secure borders.
Tamales and salsa? Yes.
Tamales and elk? I’m afraid not.
If you haven’t tried elk tamales, Sean, you should not opine.
Mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmm.
Who’s to say I haven’t tried the elk tamales, Robin? Did you stop to think that I might be more of a moose tamale connoisseur?
Never occured to me, Sean.
Elizabeth: “ Omigod, I absolutely loooove tamales! And eeeelk! “ Oops.. ‘scuse me..
Elizabeth: Hey.. that kinda sounded like ‘elk’. Wonder if I can do that again… ahem ahem
Elizabeth: EeeeeeeEEEllk !
Elizabeth: That is so cool! I can burp talk !
Elizabeth: Check this out.
Elizabeth: AAaaaaa BBbbeeeE CCeeeee DeeEEE EEeeeE
Elizabeth: Just a sec.. I need a drink of coke..
Elizabeth: OK, OK.. Here goes.. AAaaaNnnTooNnNiiioo BBbbaaAnnNNDeeRRrrOOOsssS
Elizabeth: Hahahahaha !.. and to think those idiots at the American Idol Tryouts said I had no talent.
Elizabeth: :: Phhhrrrraappp:: Oops ‘scuse me.. one too many tamales I guess.. Hey.. Do ya think….?
** Tune in next time when Shannon Elizabeth learns to play ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’ on her flatulator..
Come now, with pezones grandes, who cares about un cerebro minúsculo?
Alpha, I definitely want to see that “flatulator” thing working because I don’t think a woman can compete at that level with a man.
True Bigbooner but this isnt a PC Liberal blog.. I dont assume that male and female ‘instruments’ are the same.. Compare them to say.. a clarinet vs a bassoon.. Where the clarinet might do ‘Twinkle Twinkle..’ the bassoon would be better suited to Also Sprach Zarathustra
Well it seems that men certainly like to toot their own horns if you know what I mean. And frankly I rather enjoy it.