Bamboozled. Hoodwinked. We didn’t land on Plymouth rock, WBTV Meteorologist Al Conklin dropped Plymouth rock on us. From yesterday’s local Charlotte weather forecast: “All things equal, and the weather is the determining factor in tomorrow’s speech at Bank of America stadium, I believe they’ll be able to pull that off, because the threat of rain goes down tomorrow, and our chances for severe weather by 10 o’clock will be minimal. So again if it’s just a weather call, then I think we’re in good shape. But we’ll see.”
Hear the dog whistles? Why, that forecast practically drips with disdain for blacks and Mexicans — and it likely hates women, too, and wouldn’t mind seeing the teabaggers taking control of every last uterus in the country, filling them all up with rape babies.
Mr Conklin should be shunned. Shunned.
(h/t Mark Levin)
If someone could get Clint Eastwood into the stadium tonight with a camera crew, so that he could talk to the thousands of empty seats, that would be lovely.
Intellicast forecasts clear skies by 10:00 with a 0% chance of rain. There’s no more than a 30% chance after 4:00. What did they think the chances were of rain in Charlotte in early September when they booked an outdoor venue?
As always, they’re lying…and the media is buying…and reselling.
You guys all understand what happens when Democrat women get wet, right? I mean, we’ve all seen The Wizard Of Oz at some point, haven’t we?
They’re just taking prudent precautions, lest Granny Pelosi should dissolve into a puddle of goo, causing the HazMat teams to be called in.
It’s all right. They are just doubling down again.
It’s sure to be a record breaking election season now.
“. . . when Democrat women get wet . . .”
Geez man, why? Why?
Wet pantsuit contest?
What if you vote Mulatto?
You proved you weren’t racist.
Now prove you’re not stupid.
That’s right up there with “One Man, One Vote, One Time” as far as winning slogans go.
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They denied God three times last night. They want to get inside because there is now a 50% chance of late afternoon smiting with possible brimstones.
If Ms. Fluke is any indication Democrat women get wet pretty often….
Okay, okay, I denounce myself!
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First the came for the weather man, but I wasn’t a weatherman, so I dressed up like a giant vagina and shouted to democrats in their senate offices that they should stop making war on me. And by war I meant not obeying me and not making churches, or other religious organizations, that I might work for, pay for my expensive birth control. Then I yelled at The House for not allowing me access to a large pan supreme at Pizza Hut.