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my quick impressions of former-President Bill Clinton’s DNC keynote address

Honestly? Didn’t see it. Though I am kinda wondering if, the lies and propaganda that I’m sure peppered the thing aside, he was there mostly to take a run at that one shrewish chick with the condom fetsish. Anybody happen to notice if her lips were bloody or swollen — or if Big Bill was strutting around the convention floor with a partially moistened, earthy smelling Grand Reserve Gurkha and a the remainders of a hardon?

8 Replies to “my quick impressions of former-President Bill Clinton’s DNC keynote address”

  1. Squid says:

    I swear, all Bill has to do at this point is drive his girlfriend off a bridge, and the transformation will be complete.

  2. sdferr says:

    Heh, honestly is the operative question. To which, regarding Clinton, we can be sure the answer is “not honest about a single thing.” Clinton tells us King Majesty Emperor His Holiness All-Seeing All-Knowing Barack Hussein Obama is the answer to America’s prayers of deliverance from evil? He knows that we won’t believe that even he believes such tripe, so thoroughly has he been discredited: he doesn’t believe himself! But he can still play him on TV.

  3. Silver Whistle says:

    I watched some of it, and to be honest, the only thing to note was how pathetic Dear Leader’s reign looks in comparison. Dude can’t even nail tail like Bubba. Used to be a Dem leader had appetites.

  4. Sarah Rolph says:

    I thought it was great:

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-bill-clinton-finally-just-shows-america-h,29453/

    (what’s that you say? the onion is satire? are you sure?)

  5. Squid says:

    I thought The Onion’s coverage of the mood at the Convention was really good, too. As was their piece on Americans celebrating Labor Day by taking a day off from looking for work.

  6. Bob Belvedere says:

    Silver Whistle: Kai Penn and Reggie Love would disagree.

  7. Silver Whistle says:

    Dear Leader is going to have to do two orders of magnitude better than those two, Bob, if he’s going to make it into Clinton/Kennedy territory. By January, too. Chop, chop.

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