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“The thing is, Billy, it doesn’t even matter what kind of ‘blood’ I have in me, y’know? Because the essence of my Native-Americanness—the essence of all Native Americanness—is a desire to fight the Establishment, and to do it on my terms. I believe in an organic societal structure—not the forced inequities of a market system responsible for more genocide in the world than all of history’s Hitlers combined. That’s the true Native American sensibility, man, and it doesn’t come from blood. It comes from culture.”* |
Culture, huh? A few antibiotics should clear that right up.
I’m afraid Churchill gets his culture exclusively from yogurt.
Vanilla-flavored yogurt, no doubt.
Churchill gets his culture from yogurt and his integrity from the tribe of Grifter Hustler.
Judging from recent comments by President Hoffman and the Board of Regents (re: fear of multiple lawsuits) maybe Winston Cleaver’s bluff is working.
So you don’t need any actual ancestry to be Indian, just a healthy dose of contempt for The Man. Hell, even I can fake that. Put me down for the tribe with the cool fringe moccasins.
Is the name Chief Breaking Wind taken ? Oh, by Churchill, huh – I should’ve known.
My Indian name is “Makes Shit Up.”