Rusty at the Jawa Report sends along a link to this astounding post in which blogress Kelly Ann Collins asks readers, with regard to Republican quasi-Messiah Jeff Gannon and his GAY PORN COCK OF LIES:
[…] have you seen this man? Have you slept with this man? Do you know this man?
A local socialite, who wishes to remain anonymous, has teamed up with this site to offer a $10,000 reward to anyone that can provide hard proof (photos, phone pictures, locks of hair, DNA on a suit) that Jeff Gannon had ANY sexual—or romantic—relationship with any top-ranking officials here in Washington.
BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY.
Well, I suppose when Kos and Aravosis insisted this story was really about “access to the White House,” they were being accurate after all—though it would have been helpful had they specified that they were particularly concerned with the rear door.
AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST, I DEMAND YOU NOT LET SLEEPING COCKS LIE! FOLLOW THE SEMEN TRAIL! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, STUCK LIKE A STUBBORN PROTEIN PASTE TO THE PANT LEG OF A BROOKS BROTHERS SUIT!
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More from Wonkette and Ace.
update: Tom Maguire responds to his critics, one of whom I wrote about yesterday.
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update 2: Glenn responds to his critics, and in so doing sums up my thoughts on the matter—and without once using the word COCK:
But I agree with Rik Hertzberg that it’s a nothinggate. Or, as Marc Cooper says, a “big yawn.” I don’t think it’s in any way comparable to the use of forged documents in an attempt to swing a Presidential election—and I think that anyone who does think so is pretty much beyond rational discourse.
I also think that the people who are trying to inflate this into a big issue are making a dreadful mistake. I eagerly await the reaction when the White House responds to this criticism by requiring everyone who attends a press briefing to make a full financial and sexual disclosure, and starts rating news outlets as “real” or “fake” according to bias. (If I were Rove I’d make some rumblings about this to the press corps, and I’d explicitly cite the lefty bloggers by name, just to stir up trouble . . . .)
Smmmmmmack!
Gannon has his own blog up.
At least the real truth is out there now. All this talk about “hypocrisy” has just been the lefties obvious mastubatorial fantasies about someone in the WH being gay so they can sling more mud, now that they have sunk to this low all the other talk becomes even more ludicrous. Obviously, the “socialite” is none other than High Lord Rove himself, but keep that point quiet, lest we let slip part of the master agenda.
IT’S ABOUT THE HYPCOCKRICY
hypcockriSy.. whatever
I am really confused! Here I was thinking that gays were a bona fide victim’s group worthy of special rights and protections from right-wing zealots like the cabal at Bushco, Inc. And I also thought–silly me–that someone’s sex life was his own private affair and not something to be pried into by bluenose religious nuts…y’know, like Republicans.
And now who’s viciously outing a gay man for exactly what gain?
Can someone help me out here?
gannonscock.blogspot.com
All the news about Gannon’s cock that’s fit to print.
Sure, I’ll help you out, Kelly. Try not to use “gay” and “bona fide” in the same sentence.
I think I found a connection in Bill Cadman (via Drudge)
Rep. Bill Cadman, R-Colorado Springs angry with Rep. Val Vigil, D-Thornton for calling him “a piece of garbage” retorted with “I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
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Obviously there is some connection there!
Republican Lawmaker Threatens Democrat with Rough Sex
O/T:
Malkin delinked A Small Victory because Michele and the comments pounded her last column for its incredible suckiness.
Please join me in booing this Kostastic behavior.
Boo, Malkin! Boo!
Silly kelly, I can understand your confusion. After all, it’s not about the GAY MAN-COCK SNARFLING, BALL GARGLING, HOMOSEXUAL BUTTSEX, it’s about the sanctity of the free press.
(Turing word = growing)
A cock is a terrible thing to waste.
– Jeff… How much longer are we going to beat this GAYMANPORNCOCK…Erect nipples everywhere are feeling the deep, ice cold loneliness, of the total absence of our collective CITIZEN JOURNALIST NIPPLE SUCKING attention…
– Now….as if all of that wasn’t bad enough, Ana is flat out refusing to tattoo a paypal label to her nicely rounded, firm but plush, ass…
Continued thoughts on breast feeding; #3 in the series:
– Apple pie is not recommended, since the heavy glutinous syrup tends to coagulate around the base of the nipple, collecting bra lint etc.
J. Kerry update: – MOORE Wire service: “Ok…we’ve gone over all those unreleased records…decided what was and wasn’t part of the record, and its clear that these records aren’t part of the records…so I hope that will clear up any misunderstandings…it should be obvious now that those swiftboat guys were all lying”….(Ed. note; Too this day Sen. Kerry insists that his shipmates made a diabolical copy of the key to the fruit locker and were stealing cans of strawberry’s. He continues to maintain he was able to figure that out with “deductive logic and geometrically exact reasoning”, but declines to say where he got the hat…)
I guess I should have waited for this thread to post Guckert’s address.
“Hard evidence”- Is that redundant?
Thanks, guys. I knew you would help a guy out.
Also, a cock is a terrible thing to tas.. nevermind
I think there is way to much male porn on this website … how about a show of hands for more lesbian porn???? Come on … there has to be at least ONE conservative lesbian out there??
I don’t really see anything about “male porn” on this site, Carin. Jeff’s just pointing out THE HYPOCRISY!
I hope they DON’T mention the leftie bloggers! All they want is attention. Don’t give it to them!
Its a good thing that we won’t stand for this “fake” journalist. “Fake” journalists like Gannon/Guckert give a bad name to REAL journalists like Peter Jennings who is bringing us the latest news on UFO’s tonight.
I don’t think we should get into any silly wars over who links who. The last time someone tried to make an issue over that was a fiasco.
Especially ones led by a nonentity.
And besides, Jeff still hasn’t blogrolled me.
Yeah, we should not support fake journalists. I heard Gannon even had buttox implants. I am only for REAL, NATURAL journalists!
turing word: figures, as in I like journalists with good figures, as long as they are real and not due to implants
Well, if it’s any consolation, Robin, I haven’t linked you either and I’m as much a non-entity as anybody else who doesn’t have one of these blog thingies.
Good point, Robin. TWO WHOLE HOURS OF UFO TRUTH! BTW, as an ex-journalism major, am I a half-journalist??
Kelly, by “nonentity” I meant “heh” above who left a fake email.
http://size5soccerball.blogspot.com/
Um, did that say “locks of hair”?
Has Collins actually seen a picture of Gannon?
Hey, I slept with him. At least his ass was tighter than Wonkette’s.
Pass this info onto Teresa.
Is it a rule that sexual deviants are required to use a black background with white lettering on their personal blogs? Or is this just a guideline?
It’s not the gayporncock, so much as the gayporncock for sale….and, maybe the immediate flushing of Guckert’s journalism when the story broke.