First militant: “Hassan? I have a confession to make.”
Second militant: “Christ, can’t this wait, Tamir –?.”
First militant: “– No, please. Hear me out, friend. Because if I am to die at the hands of the imperialist invaders and their womenly urban assault teams, I need first to cleanse my conscience. And my confession has to do with your sister, Hassan –”
Second militant: “—now is not the time for this, Tamir –”
First militant:: “—your sister, some fig marmalade, and a string of beads, to be exact –”
Second militant: “—La la la la la la la, I’M NOT LISTENING TO TAMIR…!”
Karnak the Magnificent: [rips open envelope, removes card] “Name three more things Ward Churchill has drawn and claimed as his own.”
You sure the second guy would just rush out to find his sister and kill her?
(wouldn’t. I meant “wouldn’t”) PIMF
So where is Tman with the Marine Sniper counterpoint dialogue? Have the Marine Snipers grown picky & lazy in such a target rich environment? Maybe someone should get some commentary from an SF ODA or maybe the guys at Triple Canopy or Black Water.. But don’t cap Tamir until AFTER he finishes telling us about Hassan’s sister and the beads and all…
Nevermind..just tap them all… claim victory and y’all get home.. you need to chow, rest & re-equip before going Ayatollah hunting in Iran.
And Dear Leader Kim is looking like he wants to line up a live fire demo too… It’s going to be busy the next few years.. Hey, is it too late for a 46 yr old ex-SF Medic to re-enlist ? I need some PT but I can still shoot with one hand while doing surgery with the other and bangin Mary Jane Rottencrotch with the other… I’m just sayin’.. if y’all need me I’m here for you.
– BPM
Funny stuff, Jeff, but what does this have to do with Jeff Gannon’s cock?
Third Militant: “Been there , done that”
Hassan should be happy, knowing that one of his very own 72 virgins will not be his sister.
Oh shit. I hope I didn’t just have a Theo moment.
Hey, the 2nd militant said “Christ” what’s up with that? I thought that’s a death penalty offense.