Garrett: “Well, I’m not sure I can agree with the Supreme Court on this one. Because let me tell you something, brother: I’ve met a few fifteen and sixteen year-old chicks in my time who were every bit as grown up as the twenty-two, twenty-three-year old Friday’s waitresses I seem to be banging in bunches these days. More open to suggestion, too.
“I mean, when’s the last time anybody talked a Friday’s waitress into dressing up like a Girl Scout and exploring her special places with a Tootsie Pop. Y’know?”*
And some of the younger ones will
kill you just as dead as the older,
more “mature” ones.
Spamword:lead
As in; down a dark road, or
filled full of.
You pick.
Now we know how you get your cookies.
when’s the last time anybody talked a Friday’s waitress into dressing up like a Girl Scout and exploring her special places with a Tootsie Pop. Y’know?”
I hate to say this but someone has to.
I can’t imagine the fear and expectation Jeff’s old girlfriends must have had having sex with him.
Make that trepidation
That’s odd, because all the gals I see in Girl Scout uniforms exploring themselves with Tootsie-Pops are 22 or 23 years old.
And that’s what I’ll tell the cops when they come with their steenkeeng search warrants, dammit!
Do Girl Scout leaders count for anything? I’ve been acting out fantasies with one of them for thirty some years now.
How do you come UP with this stuff?
Diana and RWS–Imagine the fear that their mommas must have felt.
Where are you two going?
Candy store.
Get your butt back in here young lady. You’re grounded.
How do you come UP with this stuff?
That’s my point Ana, you can’t.
We are talking experiences here.
Hey! Maybe we could Kos on it and he could publish Jeff’s entire sex life??? He loves doing that stuff!
Ana, send him an e-mail. Get back to me.
I’m not allowed to go to that Kos blog.
Well I’m not going…maybe Attila Girl will go.
With her Huns.
Where’s Mikey? Send him.
“…when’s the last time anybody talked a Friday’s waitress into dressing up like a Girl Scout and exploring her special places with a Tootsie Pop. Y’know?”
Um…well, she didn’t work at Friday’s, and it wasn’t a Girl Scout uniform, and although the Tootsie Pop is a fine idea….let’s see, how long have I been married….?
HA!!! Keyword, “twenty”
Last night, would be my guess.
Thanks for the idea !
No particular reason for this reply other than my keyword is “dead” and somehow it seemed appropos.