“REPORT: Illegal Aliens Left 1,000 Tons of Trash Along AZ Border LAST YEAR”.
Here’s my fantasy: a 5-round cage fight between a family of noble, law-breaking Mexicans just yearning to be free (and to be free of their cumbersome, freedom-slowing churro wrappers, which other noble, law-breaking people willing to do jobs Americans won’t do can then clean up) and some aged and noble Native Americans, whiskey drunk, feather-bedecked, and with a single tear running down each of their cheeks. The fight takes place in a Vegas octagon. In attendance, much like a European soccer match, are a conflicted set of “multicultural” nativists and dogmatics. “Demographic” Dems and (certain) libertarians who favor an open-border policy will take one side; environmentalist leftists, who favor less humanity, less plant food, and desire a return to the pre-industrial Utopia of cougar attacks and dysentery, will take the other. Elizabeth Warren will officiate — at least for 1/32n of the match. At the end of the contest, regardless of who wins, rioting breaks out — and the two sides beat each other to death, either with the bumper of an El Camino low rider or a with a tricked out rain stick.
Somebody set it up. Me, I’ll apply for the pay-per-view rights. We can split the take.
RACIST!
War Profiteer!
Gotta allow Ward Curchill his fractional time too!
I’m totally stealing “the Utopia of {animal} attacks and dysentery.” That’s good stuff.
If only we could find somebody willing to blow the place up in the middle of the match.
But who would be bug-fuck crazy enough to want to do something like that?
heh: “. . . who would be bug-fuck crazy enough . . . ?”
Whoever it may be, it suffices to blame the Jews afterwards.
I wonder if I could get the contract to clean it up. Think of the reality show money I could get.
“Border Trash” new on Discovery!
Mike Rowe: Tonight, the boys deal with a pile of dirty diapers… and one angry coyote!
(Quick cut to outdoor shot of a pile of nasty diapers)
Employee 1: *bleep* that *bleep* stinks like *bleep*1
Employee 2: *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
(Cut to shaky camera running toward a white Ford pickup)
Employee 1: *bleep* *bleep*
Employee 2: *bleep* Get back in the truck! *bleep*
Mike Rowe: While back at the office, Mable has trouble with the computer.
Mable: *bleep* this *bleep*, I’ve had it!
(Cut to LMC’s angry face)
LMC: I told Employee 3 to fix that in a previous episode! He’d better step up!
(Cut to Employee 3 goofing off or breaking something or just being stupid)
Employee 3: Duh.
Mike Rowe: …And LMC takes the gang out to blow off some steam…
(Cut to some kind of explosion, car crash or Employee 1, 2, or 3 shooting a machine gun)
Employee 1,2 and 3: WHOOOO!
On the other hand, maybe we should just bale it up and build a wall out of it.
Maybe we need an Arizona bottle and plastics deposit program to encourage those illegals to throw their trash away properly?
Federal employees wandering about the desert, collecting trash and recyclables and dodging Holder’s Army? Finally, a job I wouldn’t mind seeing federal union members doing!
Perhaps after all the under-30’s get their green cards they can be hired to pick up the trash? A veritable Army of Juan.
Set fire to it. What’s out there? More illegals?
Can we make it like that old Aztec ball game, where they”d behead the losers?
I like it. Wall o’ flames on the border would be quite a deterent. More so than a fence full of holes and beaten paths.
Speaking of Joos, I hope that I am well and truly clear of here if and when Israel decides to vaporize any Iranian nuclear facilities.
If we can’t ship illegals back to Mexico, let’s at least ship their garbage back. Pack some old garbage barges nearing retirement full, and abandon them at Mexican ports.