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- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
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That was hilarious right there. Frickin award.winning.
So,is “the Scratching Post” next?
Just axin’
Nope. Not as funny as the pinball games.
Needs more, “Thwap.”
}hackough{ ack thwppptttt
Sorry. Hairball.
Thwap thwap thwap.
Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr …. !
Woof!
Your site has gone to the dogs.
Thanks, Jeff.
Thawp’s funny.
Woof! Jeff has fallen down a well!
Started early, did we?
<sniffs>
Jeff, you did get a litterbox when you got the cat, right? ‘Cause … well, I’m just saying…
McG… The Quran tells us “He who is smelt it, dealt it “
.. dont blame the poor cat…
::sniff::sniff:: Daaang Dog! I can smell that clear over here..
-BP_In_Seattle
Spam Word: body
Nightmare or comedic relief?
<I’m having awful, awful, awful visions of Jeff on his hands & knees with his face in that “hairy aromatic perennial herb”>
Which is fine as long as Herb is not a Gannon client.
….. but I’m sure it’s not Herb’s fault.
I gotta learn to type faster.
hairy aromatic perennial herb
wow
I like that.. hairy aromatic perineal herb..
What a way with words.. Talk about painting a mental picture… whewwwww..
-BP_In_Seattle
TheWord: left
I thought the Martha diary handled
the hairy aromatic…
Sorry…
It’s Neo-Dada-esque
.. and Jeff is our Tristan Tzara
-BP_In_Seattle
BP_In_Seattle – not me, it’s straight out of the gardening guide.
Just calling a spade a spayed?
<objective forces and the imagination of every individual.</blockquote>
-Tristan Tzara, ‘Dada Manifesto’, 1918
Oops..should have read;
<objective forces and the imagination of every individual.</i>
-Tristan Tzara, ‘Dada Manifesto’, 1918
… or ho a hoe.
argh! Wrong way around.
OK… Three times is a charm.. Jeff, why is your blog cutting off my posts?
Last try;
<objective forces and the imagination of every individual “</i>
-Tristan Tzara, The Dada Manifesto, 1918
spam word: lay
OK .. I give up.. some higher power doesnt want me quoting Tristan Tzara on your blog..It’s the governments ‘Carnivore’ software.. I know it.. They fear and loathe Tzara.. I’ll just go back to sleezy comments about the hairy aromatic..
BPiS
spam word: line
As in: The thin line that seperates the sane from the insane…
Shh! You’re scaring the mice.
To a mouse.
Ode on the Death of a Favourite Cat, Drowned in a Tub of Gold Fishes
I think this kitty said “Mreooooooooowwwwr”
Bipolar isn’t Dadahead again ?
Stop it J-Dubs, just fucking stop it. You’re killing me.
Keyword, “mean”
I’m killing you? What the hell do you think it’s like living with my obsessive-compulsive excuse for crappy “humor” 24/7?
“crappy” is just good fertilizer that makes things grow!
craig and jwebb no need to get catty now,
keep your fur on
Catnip, hm? Maybe that’s what’s been wrong with Ray as of late.
Look; when you run felines through a bandsaw do it quick! Thus meow and not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow. Saves wear and tear on the blade. Turing word “member” which is kind of sick.
Actually, I prefer to use a Ronco Veg-o-Matic. It slices, it dices, it even makes Julienne fries!
Unfortunately, it still won’t make a puppy smoothie.
What’s a Julienne fry?
Anything she wants to…
Ba-dum-bump.
Thanks, I’ll be here all week, and tip your waitresses!