Just admit that Jimmy Carter is a man whose accomplishments should be celebrated by every American, Hannity, and I’ll release you from my patented Colmesian Figure-Eight Leglock of Death…!
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Hannity: “Alan, don’t take this the wrong way, but I’ve never been more aroused than I am right now.”
That’s an image I just didn’t need!
Ann Coulter, guest: “Sean, I hope to God you were talking to me.”
Hannity: “ mmmphh mmph mmp mmmmmph ! “
Colmes: “ Stop it Sean, that tickles..”
Ok, well, you guys have taken care of this one. I gotta start getting up earlier.
Keyword, “quality,” as in, “MAN, now that’s some quality comedy!”
Why do I keep having this vision of Alan Colmes as an emaciated Gunga Dinn in a turban and a .. a.. whatever they call those linen diapers.. totally wrapped around Hannity’s head like the creature from Alien.. or some Indian swami twisted into an impossible Kama Sutra position?
I kind of have the same vision involving Ann Coulter.. but for some reason thats not so disturbing..
-BPiS
I thought the Figure-Eight Leglock of Death was banned. If it isn’t, it should be.
swimdad
No, Swimdad, that’s the Eight-inch Cock of Death you’re thinking of.
Keyword, “york,” as in Dick. Will it never end?
Far, far more disturbing than any of his previous, Coulter-based fantasies.
Jimmy Carter is a sad, unfortunate joke.
Except for the Habitat for Humanity stuff, Ana. Damn, that cracker can pound a nail…
He’s going to have to pound a lot of nails to make up for that double-digit inflation, not to mention the “malaise” speech, and–dare I remind you–Andrew Young…..
So now that Martha’s a free woman (and worth every penny, I might add), does this mean that Protein Wisdom is morphing into the all-Colmes, all-the-time blog?
BWAHAHAH! Oh my. Yeah, Colmes would need a pretty serious length of 2×4 to even THINK about whupping up on Hannity.
Gail – I didn’t know Andrew Young was Malaysian.
I just wish Carter was Malaysian. They he couldn’t have run for president.
Then
Nor would they have named an attack submarine after him, then.
Great  now I have the image of Face “Puffy” Colmes stuffed into a wrestling unitard seared, SEARED in me. I predicted the emergence of kinky talking-head slashfic on my blog, but this… this is emotionally scarring. (*shudder*)
And I could also do without the image of Jimmy Carter’s “attack submarine.”