Elizabeth: “We’re still like, really good friends.”*
update: “And speaking of good friends, my husband used to call my breasts ‘Hall and Oates.’ Under the circumstances, though, I’m thinking it’s time they underwent a rebranding…”*
****
(h/t Malice)
Might I suggest ‘Milli’ & Vanilli’ ?
-BPiS
Turing Word: Front
..but the back aint half bad either..
That’s funny, I called them “Brewer and Shipley.” One of them was bigger than the other, I think it was Brewer. Not really sure, I always paid more attention to Virginia.
Keyword, “brown”…yeah, that too.
Has anyone seen her new TV show?
Martin & Lewis?
Always a little sloshy, big in France…
At least no one has suggested “Laverne and Shirley”.
I mean, what a freaking drag to be nailing Shannon Freakin’ Elizabeth while all the time thinking of Penny Marshall.
Dumb and Dumber?
Compared to her they’d be Einstein and Hawking.
… so … like we’re talking .. the two stupids?
Shannon Elizabeth has both Syrian and Lebanese ancestry. So perhaps she could name them after those countries.
“My nipples explode with delight!”
Heh. Her new show, “Cuts” looks like it’ll last an episode or two longer than the Chevy Chase Show.
I’m going to create a pilot for my new show. It’s called “Palms” and it’s 20 minutes of my hands with faces drawn on them telling knock-knock jokes. I expect UPN to sign it on the spot.
Sugar and Spice
Funny, Hood, when I got to the name of your pilot, “Palms”, I was thinking of something waaaay different than knock-knock jokes.
Kelly, you don’t happen to work for UPN do you?
A peek at the pilot for “Palms”…
Right hand: “Knock knock.”
Left hand: “Who’s there?”
RH: “I’m masturbating!”
LH: “You’re gonna need my help!”
No, I don’t work for UPN but you’ve clearly got a big hit on your, um, uh, hands…
There’s a Kingsley Amis story where the main character is trying to masturbate in his study and the maid keeps interrupting him by rattling the door. He asks what she’s doing out there, and she says, “Sir I thought your knob needed polishing.”
And the thread has officially evolved. Notice, I don’t believe this is a thread-jack as much as it is the natural order of things. After all, we are talking about Shannon Elizabeth, spank you very much.
back to Shannon’s boobs.
How about “Wally and the Beave” ?
Ooh..that would be kinda confusing huh?
Nevermind.. BPiS
Mam and Mary
The Grand Tetons
Well, I never! My goodness, Gail, is there no end to your approbation?
Ren and Stimpy. But stay away from the Angry Beavers.
Was that Craig or McGehee cringing?
“And we’re still Animal Avengers.”
And I’m not buying that she’s a vegetarian. You can’t get a rack like that without some bovine growth hormone involvement.
Would it be too confusing to call them Bush and Cheney?
Gail, how about Ken and Karl?
Lucy & Ethel
Blogger apparently can’t do trackbacks, so I’ll let you know first-hand that we’ve linked to this “classic” post.