THK: “Please. Teresa doesn’t ‘spread’ for anyone. But tell your toast he may come to me.”*
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She responded to nasty questions by a columnist with the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, a paper owned by right-wing mogul Richard Mellon Scaife, using words familiar to many Americans: “Shove it!”
Nasty questions? As I recall he ask her one question about what she said in her speech in which she denied saying. But the tape of the speech clearly showed she did say it.
what was that?
“But when I put out, I put out.”
I got it. She said people were giving out “un-American traits.” and he asked her what she meant by Un American. And she said “I didn’t say that.” (which she clearly did) and then went back to him to say “Shove it.”
See? This is so typical of why people don’t trust the media. This clearly was not “nasty questions.” that is just a outright lie made to make Teresa look fierce or something.
These people will never learn.
Watch Out – The mother machines are going to take control
[the] article today […] details remarks THK made at a recent lunch for Rep. Adam Smith. Looks like she’s been watching the Matrix too many times on TBS.
Um… Yeah…..
Did they use those “mother machines” in the Senate race, Teresa?
What’s a mother machine? Is that the one that reminds kids to do their homework?
No, but close.
It’s the one that lays heavy guilt trips on you when you don’t call.
You know.. I went over to lift off a couple Tereeeeza quotes to make fun of… Something obvious that wouldnt take a whole lot of thought to lampoon.. you know, to warm up with.. but I got confused at the vast assortment of stupid remarks to pick from and couldnt decide.. I actually thought for a second that the article was from The Onion, but then I saw that it was simply from the Seattle PI..
I particularly liked the reference to “..the softly accented voice..” of THK.. hahahaha yawohl mein furher.. softly accented like a 1950s movie nazi maybe… hahaha
-BPiS
spamword: foreign
no sh*t foreign…
Duh-Duh-Duh-Duuuuuh!!
Imperial Tereeeza Spread …
Not just another Leettle Peeepuhhlz spread
Sometimes it’s actually better not to use a picture to tell a story. This is one of those times. My eternal thanks.
Ha. You almost had me fooled, but the part about her flying in on her private jet to discuss “energy-efficient building design” was a dead giveaway that this was a parody.
If Tuh-ray-zuh “were a tub of delicious whipped butter,” she’d have to stay out of the public eye. You know, hiding from Oliver Willis.
THK is yesterday’s news, baby. And even if she were a tub of delicious whipped butter, there would be a huge curly pubic hair nestled right in the middle, causing anyone who peered inside to hurl his breakfast.
Now enough of THK. Let’s talk about the supple, pouting breasts of that new Dusty Brand Clothing model.
Grrrrrrrr.
Kerry’s Secret Sauce
I feel very very dirty after witnessing the article’s author lavishing his slobbery love all over Tarayza’s figurative cock. Very dirty.
More great journalism from our friends in the northwest!
Jimboy – they’re not “pouting” … you could hand your hat on them.
I’m sorry, I zoned out on “whipped.”
What were we talking about?
Hang your hat ?! Hell, you could dress that in a rebel flag, mount her in the back window of your pick ‘em up ruck and hang your shotgun on that rack !
Whooooooeeeeeee !!!
BS Cracker
BS.. I think you mean “Pick ‘em up Truck” you moron…
Um, Jeff? I don’t think THK was born a Kerry (“nee Kerry”).
no, no, no … Kerry put her on his nee and sang
… or …
apologies .. have a fever … need to lie down!
Get plenty of liquids Diana, then come back and sing some more
Who’s Kevin?
NO FUCKING WAY!! Keyword, “who”
I especially liked Mother Teresa as theologian:
Glad she cleared that up – I can’t wait to learn the Church’s revised views on pornography, obscenity, and blasphemy.
If TH were pie, I think she’d be mince meat pie. She’s like a train wreck. Did anyone see her “I’m not that old. Really.” wedding dress with the big old bow on the ass? Women who wear bows on their butts are not First Lady material. That’s a fact.
Atilla Girl,
Suppose, just suppose for a second that THK really was born a Kerry.. but she was put up for adoption and adopted by South African parents.. them married a Heinz.. and then the Lord of all Irony pulled one of his famous practical jokes and led her to her very own brother, whom she married and then (after much begging and pleading on John’s part) lyethed with as a woman lyeth with a man..’’I have no idea where I’m going with this but just suppose…
-BPiS
Turing word: did
As in she did her own brother… and those liberal elite are always accusing us crackers of that kinda stuff.. What hypocrisy.
Thanks Attila Girl. Correction made.
The blogsphere is The Revenge of the English Majors. Mocked, nay, ridiculed by the rest of the world, the English Majors unite to ferret out lies, deceit, and hoseshit–laying it bare. We are here to fact check and spell check and while we’re at it we’re going to grammar check, too. You can run, but you can’t hide.
Shouldn’t that be “horseshit”? “Hoseshit” works, too.
I like ‘Hoseshit’ better.. ‘Horseshit’ is such a hackneyed term.
Please define ‘Hoseshit’ so I can include it in the Urban Dictionary.
-Bee Piss
Hoseshit it what’s left behind (in the, uh, hose) after you use an RV dump station.
yes, and horseshit is whats left over after you use a horse..but I’m thinking hoseshit is a metaphor for something else..
Well, I didn’t say what the dump station was used for…
point taken..
hoseshit. I was wondering what you all were talking about.