Sgrena: “Yes, I’d like to return these slacks, please.”
Sales clerk: “Sure. Anything wrong with them –?”
Sgrena: “– ‘Wrong’? Why, no—unless you think it ‘wrong’ that they TRIED TO HAVE ME ASSASSINATED FOR SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER!”
Sales clerk:
Sgrena:
Sales clerk:
Sgrena: “Okay, so they bunch a little bit in the ass, too. But still.”
You call this funny!?!? HA! Fire up the fart jokes and weenis humor!! Oh look, Dusty girls! FAP FAP FAP!!
I am wit!
Sales Clerk: “Well as far as I’m concerned, they didn’t try hard enough.
Hoodlumblazer knoweth not Dada nor the servants nor the handmaids thereof.
I miss Martha’s diary.
Sorry to let you down, Jimboy.
I don’t know what jimboy is complaining about – you’ve rustled up a liberal for us to play with. That’s good enough for me, you silver-tongued devil.
Yeah, but what type of slacks does one chose to go with a hellblazer?
How about shoes, then?
Ascot or no?
Well, to give the slacks the benefit of the doubt, just think if you were bunched up in Giuliana’s crack – assassination would be pretty high on your list, too.
This is not about SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER – it’s about ‘JUST SAYING NO’ TO CRACK.
Nothing is more important than accessorizing in this hectic world. It tells the world who we are.
Sales Clerk: I don’t care if it has been shredded by the bullets fired by the fascist hit squad, I still need to see the receipt.
Trouble from abroad, intrigue from abroad, insults from abroad. Nice to finally attach the name of Sgrena to that broad.
THE GAP IS RUN BY NAZIS !!!!!
(“longer”- I always get the good turning words when trying to be brief).
Who the hell first coined the phrase “speaking truth to power” anyway? That’s got to be one of the most annoying leftist slogans ever.