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Recent Comments
- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
- In The Mailbox: 07.18.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
– Maybe if Chevy would have drank more milk and less Koolaide he would have avoided the raving Lefty trap.
– Naw. He just never really got over Goldie telling him to eat Arugala and get lost.
Chevy should have stayed away from the cocaine. And the booze.
I’d never seen this bit before.
“…The Olympic commitee should be ashamed of itself…..They should just take those uniforns, put them in a pile, and burn them. This is just disgusting…..”
– “….Paging Senator Reid….Would Senator Harry Reid please pick up the Senate chambors White House phone…”
– The Dems seem to have raised stepping on your own dick to an art form.
– This campaign may turn out to be the best of summer/fall entertainment.
Little known fact: Mitt Romney was Steely Dan’s first drummer.
McDonnell Declares Bain Off Limits
The Job Creators have a Master Plan.
– Drudge has Romney hitting five interviews scheduled for the weekend.
– Gosh. Wonder whatever he might have for them? /sarc
Conrad, I’m pretty sure that was his hair, not him.
Digging holes that are mostly notable for their externally-imposed simplicity
– Bill (I’m not really conservative)Kristol, doing his weekly prediction of the week for the week that changes every other week, now says that he thinks Romney will go with Condi, and OBwon Waffle ears will dump plugs and go with Clinton.
– You might remember his expert prediction of Kerrys landslide over Bush in 2004.
Not only that, Bill (conservative icon) Kristol was the First One who thought Sarah Palin for VP was a Very Good Idea.
– Lets face it, outside of maybe a Hollyweird B horror flic, findinga a VP for any McOldfart ticket would be like putting eye shadow on an Orangatang.
– Althought if by some miracle Kristol guessed right for once, the VP debates would be entertaining.
Clinton could talk about Condi’s “uncaring right wing”policies throwing parapelegic female war vets with brain tumors out on the street, and Comdi could discuss the Obama/Clinton foreign policies that are so supportive and helpful for the Iranian nuclear program.
Kristol was the First One who thought Sarah Palin for VP was a Very Good Idea.
insert broken clock analogy here
– It must be friday. The tessalated opposum has done his usual dissappearing act.
– Maybe we could get his attention by spreading a rumor that Jeff is negotiating to replace him with a singing virtuoso bullfrog.
The clock never worked.
It was a stupid clock to begin with.
– feets, is that you?
No. Is it trendy to hate happyfeet now?
I haven’t been here in a coon’s age.
I haven’t been here in a coon’s age.
racist
What an odd leap to make. BBH certainly wasn’t hateful in asking if you were feets.
– Nup, no h8te involved. It was the raging on the snowbilly, something feets did with aplumb, that prompted my question
Intentional sarcasm.
Not that a locked-in Asperger’s conservative would ever recognize it as such.
We throw the word “racist” around here all the time. It’s our way of acknowledging that the word has been hijacked by the left.
Of course it is.
“…..the word has been hijacked by the left.”
– More like its been used so much in so many inappropriete ways the word has lost all meaning,
Okay, you’re a tool and a troll, then. Feel free to go out the same door you came in, and don’t let it hit you in the ass on the way out, unless you’re into that sort of thing, then feel free to do so.
Which one is this? Place your bets.
I think we agree, BBH.
– ‘Comon Proggie – wanna play?
I would not be surprised if it were the god of thunder again.
(Edited) BBH was right five minutes before I thought I could be clever.
That’s not fair. The rest of us have to live with our poorly written comments.
Conrad Hensley
fabulous nom de guerre
Did you guys know that you can find all kinds of ways to make your cock larger online?
Yet, I’m here for some reason. Go figure.
You people are getting a little bit twitchy, don’t you think?
Okay, maybe not.
I’ll bet Conrad’s IP address resolves to Murfreesburo, TN. Takers?
To be perfectly honest, I thought there were identifiable tics with the last one as well.
I remain unconvinced, bh.
Give me a sec, Cranky. I’ll look.
Well if its old duechenozzle thor that would be a dissapointment. I thought we got rid of all the old one brain celled trolls, and we had all new one brain celled trolls.
Same here, Cranky. About the last one, that is. This one decided to be obvious pretty quickly.
– Oh, that one. Hell I thought he got his ass canned and left the country.
the doj in action
Texas Voter ID Clown Show Ends Today
– yeh. there was another link earlier on the other thread nr. Those assholes are really jumping every shark in the gulf.
Either a proxy or we have a new troll from around West Chester, PA.
Would you guys believe it if I pretended I was married? Or saw a woman naked? Or once held hands back in the third grade?
Can’t you tell if it’s a proxy or not?
Beyond my nonexistent skills, Abe.
It’s 71.225.72.224
“Free hint: I proposed to my wife in **. We later moved to ********.”
– Hey, that must have been right after we passed her around….
I was going to join a softball team to entertain myself this summer but they didn’t have slow slow pitch.
Of course it is. I don’t want Roman Catholics or football coaches raping my children.
Not an utterance one typically expects from a grown man who has children. Your family must be so proud of you.
The only way to identify a proxy, that I know of, is to have a list of known proxies and match the IP address to one in the list. Otherwise, the point of a proxy is to hide the user.
Meaning, one cannot identify the original IP without help from the people running the proxy server.
I don’t want Roman Catholics or football coaches raping my children.
how about #occupy goons?
I wasn’t talking about identifying the proxy. Only that determining whether someone is commenting from a real address or not is usually as easy as determining their IP.
OT: ceiling cat still makes me smile.
Oh, sorry then, Abe.
The IP resolved to a Comcast pool. Probably not a proxy server.
Did you guys know that it’s possible to fit an entire grapefruit in your rectum?
I mention it because I don’t want you to think this is my only hobby. I have very diverse interests.
te-18-10-cdn05.egoshen.pa.panjde.comcast.net
68.85.193.170
You must be so proud of your Mormon loon flip-flopper.
All that time spent stapling tea to your tri-corner hats, what did it get you?
Mitt.Fucking.Romney.
Also? Andrew Breitbart…dead at 43.
Be sure and wipe your mouth after emitting a steady stream of thoughtvomit like that. Wouldn’t want to kiss your kids good night with the smell of stupid on your breath.
Also? Andrew Breitbart…dead at 43.
Hmm same age as RFK.
Wonder if that means anything.
You must be so proud of your Mormon loon flip-flopper.
nah i’m proud of the baracky. he does stupid /power hungry like a zombie on bath salts.
It’s just about over, I see.
– So thats him and on the Stuppenegger list he goes.
Here’s a fun photo “from the nonexistent site of my nonexistent family outing”.
It’s RD, I’m told.
Did you guys know that it’s possible to fit an entire grapefruit in your rectum?
FAQ: If I’m A Jihadist, And I Want To Stick A Lot of Bomb Material In My Bung, But My Bung Isn’t Big Enough, Is It Islamic To Get Sodomized Unti My Bung Is Large Enough To Accomodate a Larger Bomb?
– Not stupid at all bh. It’s been so long since I did anything on here I could barely remember the trace command….had to ask my kiddo.
Howzabout we link this again just for fun.
oh the homodude
Not the space boobies guy again, is it? Did he move to West Chester? That town sucks.
Yawn.
– yeh, well, he’s prolly got some disability that traps him in a chair all day so this is all he’s got when he gets bored with WoW.
– Big whoop.
I can’t believe I held out so long on getting a smartphone. I’ve been drinking Margaritas and listening to the Allman Bros in the backyard through most if this.
– Anyway, thats his hone base IP, proxy or no. The server type doesn’t matter unless he does something I’m not going to describe. Otherwise he’s toast.
You know that thing Peter Parker likes to say, “With great power comes great responsibility?”
I have a responsibility not to look like a doofus just because I was five minutes late figuring something out. Because I said so. Because I can. Because I have this great power.
And the individual mandate? It’s a tax.
You’re awesome McGehee. Everybody says so.
I’ve been drinking Margaritas and listening to the Allman Bros in the backyard through most if this.
joie de vivre
gah!
There we go, there’s the picture Jeff sent.
[That’s Jeff expressing a certain sentiment, btw. Not RD. You can tell because he has what I call “gorilla forearms”.]
– Hey now, how ’bout me Leigh, don’t I get at least an honorable mention awesome over here.
– Drated McGehee….gets all the awesomes. (and he’s got fuzzy legs toooooo)
Damn straight, nr.
oh, I thought he looked too old to be Jeff. ;D
plus? no sexy rimless glasses.
– I need to get some grub. All this suspending disbelief every day over Waffle ears antics works up a helluva an appitite.
I’m thinking that women and men might see different things in pictures, Maggie.
This is the sort of insightful observation humor I’m thinking about taking on the road. Also, did you ever notice how black people are all like this while white people are all like this?
OMG, that’s so true bh!
high school french is useful sumtimes. now latin i be harvard stuff
or you can wow them with cherokee
They’re well paid.
Hey now, how ’bout me Leigh, don’t I get at least an honorable mention awesome over here.
Of course you’re awesome, too BBH.
{:D
Urban Dictionary brings teh funnies:
“Sen. Reid also hates asians because they dou’t show him any gratitude for all thise offshore contracts he sends them, blabbing about it all over the world and showing off all their Olympic uniforms they make with forced child labor.”
The truly sad part is that he just took his middle finger out of his ass.
S’ok….Reid gave ’em hell today, I’ll tell you what….
Interesting conversation I had with an attorney I work with. Old school Dem about my age, been very politically active for years. Bill Bradley delegate, has met Clinton several times, supported Obama 4 years ago, got to meet and talk with him.
He admires Clinton, says the man has almost supernatural people skills.
Says he personally doesn’t like Obama. Said the weird thing he noticed is that Barry is very comfortable around the women, but is standoffish and cold around men.
He’s very disillusioned w/Dem party, is not supporting Obama this time and will probably vote for Mitt. Last straw is the welfare thing. He was incensed because he says it will only expand the dependency class. He wonders where “honor” has gone.
Oh … btw … this attorney is black.
…
Then one day a cold rain came and washed all the car companies away, and at the age of 47 I felt like I was carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders…
…
It is said that in Chicago dead people vote and vote Democrat. In the State of Washington Obama’s minions have moved the goalposts another notch or two.
geoff – Really pisses you off doesn’t it. I’ll bet the Dem controlled Washington Peoples Central Commitee doesn’t even check to see if those pets ate old enough to vote.
geoff, that piece didn’t say if the Lab was a minority or not.
Especially since BBH was the one whose quicker thinking made me edit my comment.
I was going for pouty and shy and a little been abashed, with a touch of Dr Evil. Only a different finger.
I thought you had short hair, like your twitter pic…hippy.
The only times Chevy Chase has ever made me smile is when he tripped over something but wasn’t playing some hapless conservative.
So that’s like what, 3 times maybe?
Oh and I think he was in “Weekend Update” spots calling Jane a slut. That was funny for shock value.
That was Dan Ackroyd who called Jane an ignorant slut.
I have heard that when Jeff flips you off, you stay flipped off for days. Possibly weeks. But I don’t know that from personal experience.