See, Jeff, when you don’t have the teensiest bit of lesbian prison sex—and God knows I looked for some kind of subtle code—you don’t get any comments. Now you know what your adoring public wants.
It’s not so much the “phlegm-marbled vomit” that touched a nerve as the fact that Martha has a “crafts regimen” she can “step up.”
Makes me want to haul the old Nordic Trac out of the basement, hose it down and cut it up into something useful – like a delightful rotating hanging mobile.
I detect that there is roughly a 1/3 ratio of Martha’s posts such that one out of three deals with prison sex. The other two are more pedestrian, perhaps, but also tend to clense the palate. You can’t always have prison sex entries.
turning word “couldnt”. As is I couldn’t be wrong, thought I probably am.
CC – you have to remember that Martha’s consummate skill with her arts and crafts are now syndicated and published for an international forum, heretofore unprecedented.
See, Jeff, when you don’t have the teensiest bit of lesbian prison sex—and God knows I looked for some kind of subtle code—you don’t get any comments. Now you know what your adoring public wants.
Keyword, “specific”
Oh, was it “thumb my nose?”
No. But I honestly thought “phlegm-marbled vomit” might touch a nerve. Oh well, live and learn.
It’s not so much the “phlegm-marbled vomit” that touched a nerve as the fact that Martha has a “crafts regimen” she can “step up.”
Makes me want to haul the old Nordic Trac out of the basement, hose it down and cut it up into something useful – like a delightful rotating hanging mobile.
It definitely touched off my gag reflex.
I detect that there is roughly a 1/3 ratio of Martha’s posts such that one out of three deals with prison sex. The other two are more pedestrian, perhaps, but also tend to clense the palate. You can’t always have prison sex entries.
turning word “couldnt”. As is I couldn’t be wrong, thought I probably am.
You can’t always have prison sex entries.
HOW DARE YOU TELL SUCH A LIE!? AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST I DEMAND 24/7 COVERAGE OF MARTHA HAVING PIE!
CC – you have to remember that Martha’s consummate skill with her arts and crafts are now syndicated and published for an international forum, heretofore unprecedented.
She’s nobody’s bitch!
Jeff’s gonna branch out (albeit temporarily) on the Martha Stewart content.
Meanwhile, he’s got those Dusty Brand clothing adds to look at. Bless those overpriced tiny shirts on girl-next-door looking models.