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Congrats, Miami Heats!

Seriously.  This slickly-packaged fraud is to “cool” what Justin Bieber is to “rock God.”

17 Replies to “Congrats, Miami Heats!”

  1. TRHein says:

    The world champion Miami Heats… Did I miss the world playoffs too?

  2. BigBangHunter says:

    – White Sox, Red Sox, Blue Sox, No socks, No Class….Tool fool, Too cooooool…

  3. sdferr says:

    I’d bet the ignorant twerp thinks people in Miameh speak with a southern accent on account of they in the South.

  4. JohnInFirestone says:

    I wonder if Politifact will fact check this they way they did to Romney for misstating the number of years between Red Sox world series championships.

  5. McGehee says:

    This guy makes the U.S. Marine Corpse change its motto to Semper WTF?

  6. Car in says:

    I’d bet the ignorant twerp thinks people in Miameh speak with a southern accent on account of they in the South.

    That was his “I’m with low-brow people” manner of speech. Lazy. Rolling.

    To show he’s down with ’em.

  7. sdferr says:

    You have it Car in, at least in part. There may be other, darker, implications as well.

  8. Abe Froman says:

    You have it Car in, at least in part. There may be other, darker, implications as well.

    Yeah. Adding a misplaced “s” to shit is very latino. He’s an imbecile either way, but my immediate impression was that he was trying to pander to area hispanics – even though he’s probably never known a lower or working-class one in his life.

  9. Slartibartfast says:

    Just wait until next year; the Orlando Magics will be all over them Heats.

  10. leigh says:

    I wonder if he would have congratulated the OKC Thunders? Prolly.

    OT, kinda: LeBron James is on the cover of SI this week. Titled, “King James, Revisited.”

    If the Heats go to the White House to meet Obama, I don’t know if they have enough room for all of that ego.

  11. sunny-dee says:

    Isn’t basketball supposed to be his thing? What with all the brackets and Arne Duncan?

  12. dicentra says:

    Adding a misplaced “s” to shit is very latino

    And very trailer-park/rural/tacky/bourgeois. No different from my aunt who talks about going to K-Mart’s—the possessive S always on the end of a store name, and of course the misplaced “the,” as in “the BYU” or “the Internets.”

    Some people really have a hard time picking up on those kinds of usage details, probably because of their brain structure or summat.

    Other people are narcissists, who don’t pay attention to anything that doesn’t directly involve them, and so they have colossal, bizarre gaps in their knowledge.

  13. rjacobse says:

    But, but, but…

    Bush is STOOOOPID! “Nucyular” and all that crap.

    And Quayle, too!

    Look! Something shiny!

  14. CSJohnson says:

    Come on. It’s an easy mistake to make. After all, his favorite baseball team is the Chicago White Sock.

  15. leigh says:

    The same Sock that plays at Kominsky Field?

  16. Blake says:

    When it comes to plurals, our president is singularly stupid.

  17. happyfeet says:

    I’m really disappointed in Justin’s latest single

    it’s like michael buble meets justin timberlake meets donny osmond

    in a park somewhere

    naked

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