22 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 113”

1. Robin Roberts says:

   January 28, 2005 at 2:04 am

   A high-bypass vibrator?

2. Daniel says:

   January 28, 2005 at 4:07 am

   Ah, Martha’s breaking in another newbie.

3. Lyndsey says:

   January 28, 2005 at 4:08 am

   Is Martha trying for a patent now?  A little far afield for the domestic diva….

4. JWebb says:

   January 28, 2005 at 4:16 am

   The security staff at Camp Cupcake better start locking up the Sunbeam Mixers and Black and Decker Weed Whackers.

5. Lyndsey says:

   January 28, 2005 at 4:26 am

   No kidding, JW– if Martha starts feeling a little McGyver-ish and none of them will leave their cells….

6. Lyndsey says:

   January 28, 2005 at 4:28 am

   whoops, strike the “and” after “McGyver-ish”

7. CraigC says:

   January 28, 2005 at 4:33 am

   I want circular bruises on her inner thigh, that’s who!

8. JWebb says:

   January 28, 2005 at 4:37 am

   CC – I recommend Suzane Summers Thigh Master.

9. JWebb says:

   January 28, 2005 at 4:40 am

   Oh—HER inner thigh. Never mind.

10. CraigC says:

    January 28, 2005 at 4:47 am

    SUZANNE SUMMERS IS MY THIGH MASTER!

11. tommy says:

    January 28, 2005 at 4:58 am

    hmm, you’d think that getting a reliable airflow would be tricky.  I mean cooling would naturally take care of itself, but unless she uses some kind of an oxygenated fuel, the damn thing will suffocate up there.  On the other hand, she COULD use it to break through the concrete (as her husband so affectionately called it).

12. MC says:

    January 28, 2005 at 10:01 am

    From training wheels to jet engines all in one entry … Hmmmm … Is that the theory of lesbolution?

13. Sean M. says:

    January 28, 2005 at 11:18 am

    SAM WILLIAMS IS MY MASTER!

14. Diana says:

    January 28, 2005 at 3:09 pm

    MC – It’s all a very simple equation combining theoretical fluid mechanics, applied thermodynamics, feedback control systems and heat transfer.

15. gail says:

    January 28, 2005 at 3:40 pm

    It’s all a very simple equation combining theoretical fluid mechanics, applied thermodynamics, feedback control systems and heat transfer.

    Are you referring to lesbian love or engine design–or both?

16. McGehee says:

    January 28, 2005 at 3:55 pm

    42.

17. McGehee says:

    January 28, 2005 at 3:56 pm

    …which, when you think about it (in the base13 numbering system, of course), is perfectly apt, since it’s six times nine…

18. BLT in CO says:

    January 28, 2005 at 4:28 pm

    McGeehee, by admitting that you know how to count in bases other than 10, you’ve revealed your true identity: Geek.

    The Douglas Adams reference just seals the deal.

    “There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.”

    And my Turing word: “old”.  Ouch.

19. Geek Fu Master says:

    January 28, 2005 at 5:19 pm

    100 bottles of beer on the wall
    
    100 bottles of beer
    
    take one down and pass it around
    
    FF bottles of beer on the wall

20. Diana says:

    January 28, 2005 at 5:51 pm

    Gail – Both!  (Why not?)

    [keyword “methods” who’d know!]

21. gail says:

    January 28, 2005 at 6:21 pm

    Not that there’s anything wrong with engine design.

22. gail says:

    January 28, 2005 at 6:22 pm

    And who doesn’t like lesbians?

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