11 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 116”

1. james d says:

   January 30, 2005 at 11:55 pm

   leave Santa out of this.

2. Jeff Goldstein says:

   January 31, 2005 at 12:07 am

   Martha is a sentimental ice queen convict, ain’t she?

3. charles austin says:

   January 31, 2005 at 12:38 am

   Hmmm, is Martha contemplating following Alice down the spiderhole?

4. CraigC says:

   January 31, 2005 at 1:03 am

   Is that his new prison nickname?

5. Jeff B. says:

   January 31, 2005 at 1:19 am

   I always knew Martha was a sane, DLC-type.  Shame she’s in jail, ‘cause while she’s on ice in the hoosegow, Howard Dean is busy becoming the public face of the Democrats.

6. Sean M. says:

   January 31, 2005 at 1:59 am

   Aw, hells yeah, Martha!

   (Secret word: “her.”)

7. JWebb says:

   January 31, 2005 at 6:54 am

   What’s Martha’s beef with Richie Havens?

8. CraigC says:

   January 31, 2005 at 7:47 am

   Damn, you kill me, J-Dubs.  But maybe it’s just me.  Sometimes I laugh out-loud at really silly shit.

9. gail says:

   January 31, 2005 at 4:02 pm

   Richie Havens. My goodness, that takes me back.

10. shank says:

    January 31, 2005 at 4:49 pm

    Just to put a face with a name, that picture of Saddam looks just like me.  It’s quite uncanny.  Imagine that face, the smell of warm garbage and stale beer; now add to it a voice like a chainsaw.  That’s me.  I clean up really nice though.

11. Bill Peschel says:

    February 1, 2005 at 4:27 am

    That fucked up your book contract, Jeff. They’ll make you lose that page in New York before “Martha Stuart’s Prison Diary” ever sees the press.

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