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My sixteenth brief conversation with a McIntosh apple

me: “Ted Kennedy is such an ass!”*

apple: “Yup.”

me:

apple:

me: “Well.  That was easy enough.”

apple: “Hey, when you’re right, you’re right.”

8 Replies to “My sixteenth brief conversation with a McIntosh apple”

  1. McGehee says:

    Never trust an apple that agrees with you too soon. He’s up to something. I can see it in the gleam of his beady little…

    Er…

    Never mind.

  2. Rae says:

    It must be potatoes that you’re thinking of McGehee.

  3. Tman says:

    Just when you think that ole Gin Blossom head couldn’t say anything more retarded than the last time he opened his big mouth, we have this.

    That’ll teach me…..

  4. McGehee says:

    It must be potatoes that you’re thinking of McGehee.

    Or, as Teddy would have put it, “Mmmmmmmm, vodka…”

  5. CraigC says:

    Mmmmmmmm, vodka.

    That’s what Jeff would say, although there would have to be nipples in there somewhere.

    I’m pretty sure The Chappaquidick Champ’s adult beverage of choice is scotch.  And did you know he owns a diving school in Hyannis?

  6. McGehee says:

    I thought his driving school was in Nantucket Sound.

  7. Beck says:

    Have you ever considered getting the opinion of a Granny Smith apple?  Or is this just another case of your allowing your bias to distort your reporting?

  8. McGehee says:

    Granny Smith apples aren’t exactly hip.

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