In the time it takes you to read this post, Air America’s Janeane Garofalo—fresh off the 694th media appearance in which she’s compared Republicans to Nazis and American soldiers to misled dupes drunk on adrenalin—will slip into a pair of fashionable clogs and prepare to take a taxi from her Upper West Side apartment to her favorite Soho Indian restaurant, where she’ll sip cardamom tea—never fearing for one moment that Tom Delay and the Republican Panzerwaffe might storm the room and interrupt her vegan curry with the order that she be crammed headlong into a Tandoori bread oven.*
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(h/t Michelle Malkin; more from CQ; and Ace takes on the whole “liar” thing)
Once again, celebrity status builds a bridge to…complete idiocy. Garofalo is (and I hate to say it because I don’t want to offend anyone) just another loud-mouthed monkercaince.
I’m most troubled by Garofalo’s lack of subject-verb agreement vis-a-vis her “inked fingers” statement.
I guess No Child Left Behind really was a lie.
and the Republican Panzerwaffe might storm the room and interrupt her vegan curry with the order that she be crammed headlong into a Tandoori bread oven.
Not that that’s a bad thing…
She’s right, I’m sure. The Republicans can not POSsibly be proud of and happy for the newly-enfranchised Iraqis. No chance. And there is NO way they had ANYthing to do with the elections. It certainly wasn’t the Republicans who championed the war that freed them. It certainly wasn’t a Republican president who stayed the course through all the turmoil – both foreign and domestic. And it certainly wasn’t the Republicans who committed to holding the elections, at the established time, allowing these Iraqis their first taste of freedom, in the face of dire threats.
Nope. Janean is a genius.
She has nothing to worry about, because her big fat ass wouldn’t fit in a tandoori bread oven.
Also, I must say that panzerwaffes is probably my favorite breakfast food. Had a couple this morning along with some maple-cured sausage and pulp-free OJ. Some folks like theirs with syrup, but I prefer a blueberry compote and a sprinkle of powdered sugar. Delightful.
I don’t know if I can ever eat pan again, after that mental picture.
A bread oven makes perfect sense, because when Garofalo speaks, what’s the first thing you think? “Dough!”
Ugh, if we could only be free of her. Can’t she … uh, GET A REAL job. One that takes up a LOT of her time?
I don’t know how much I would give to see her be taken on by a serious heavyweight (Sean Hannity just isn’t up to the task.) Janeane v. Victor David Hanson.
And, I have nothing funny to say -because she just SUCKS any bit of funny right out of me. I don’t mean that in a sexual Vangelis way.
Jaysus on a Pony, GW’s SOTU address sure knotted the hempwoven knickers of the crystalgazing-Gaea/no-justice-no-peace schizoid lefties.
That pic of Fusty Garofalo is beyond Photoshop parody… I can’t think of how to “improve” on it.
I’m thinking it might be time for a little strawberry therapy for Ms Garofalo, if you catch my drift.
At the risk of wasting time writing this, can we not ignore this knucklehead JG? And don’t email or call her show to express displeasure either. Maybe, sans attention, she and her ilk will just go away and realize that they, rather than telling the joke, have become one.
I like to make the joke manifest.
Got to agree with Anony, don’t call or write to express displeasure, as it only encourages her.
Yet at the same time, such self-parody is hard to come by. She will disappear the day she wakes up and realizes she is the joke.
In the photo on the linked web site, she uses her left arm to make the salute–could she be more clueless? Meanwhile, the inked finger is on the right hand.
I find it incredibly suspicious how well JG throws that perfect Nazi salute. She must have been at the head of her Fascist class. G-d knows she’s no where near class clown caliber.
Hey, JG, you’re looking like Kathy Bates (Annie Wilkes) in “Misery”.
Hide the sledge hammer!
I sent her a fawning e-mail telling her that I, a dyed-in-the-wool Bush supporter, just love the way she lampoons the ABB wackos with her live-the-role performance art.
That popping sound you just heard was probably her head exploding.
“wackos with her live-the-role performance art” – McGehee 02/04 at 08:23 PM
I don’t know why but this reminded me of a certain extruded paint scene from Good Advice (2001/Charlie Sheen/Angie Harmon). Correction… I do know why, and “blue” undertones just drive the point home. Were I to say more, it would just be superfluously colorful.
– JG is just another attention whore like Whackette – Neither give a fLying-fu$k about anything other than their own ego stroking… She better hope she never runs into any of the women that have lost family members in the WOT…They would give her a quick lesson in shut your squeeking lying pie hole 301….
Janeane Garofalo – JG
Jeff Goldstein – JG
Hmmmmm.
Nazism, Hitler, Fascists etc. apparently the Libs have run out of nouns and have no clue of history either. My history tells me that Nazi Germany did not allow their critics to have talk shows,get sweetheart Movie deals, and end up on National Media fawning on their opinion. Such Bovine Excrement coming out of the nitwits in Hollywood. Citizens United.org bought some billboards thanking these spoiled arrogant knuckleheads for reelecting GWB.
Isn’t her 15 minutes of fame up yet? Any time I get the urge to bother the Mrs. and I see Janeane on TV the feeling passes and stomach distress sets in.
“That pic of Fusty Garofalo is beyond Photoshop parody… I can’t think of how to ‘improve’ on it.”
Darleen – I think she’d look adorable with a toothbrush moustache.
Janeane Garofalo – JG
Jeff Goldstein – JG
Posted by Joe (aka J?) on 02/05 at 08:09 AM
Both ends of the evolutionary tree this week – quite informative considering they and their names share the same DNA.
“Pie hole”? “Pie hole”?! Please – everyone knows the correct term is “Cock Locker”. Carry on.
Quite simply, Janeane Garofalo is intellectually lazy.