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The “choices have consequences” May fundraiser [bh] [STICKY; FINAL update]

Option 1: You give your money to communists and fascists to celebrate May Day.  They use this support to begin their final push to remake America.  The riots start over the summer and finally spread to your area shortly after the re-election of Barack Obama.  Your home is invaded on Christmas morning and smirking progressives, looking and acting much like zombies, eat your family alive.

Option 2: You give your money to Jeff.  He appreciates your support and buys diapers and writes blog posts.  His family grows and pw remains a place to talk politics and have fun with friends.

I trust each of you will make the right call here.

*****
Thursday update: About a third of the way to my monthly goal. Thanks again to all who’ve contributed.

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Tuesday update: Thanks once again to those of you who contributed. Looks like I’m going to fall quite a ways short this month, but I’m willing to chalk that up to my inability to post much and to the economy Obama plans on bequeathing to his successor. Who will likely be Hillary Clinton. In a little over 4 years from now.

56 Replies to “The “choices have consequences” May fundraiser [bh] [STICKY; FINAL update]”

  1. bh says:
    May 1, 2012 at 9:05 am

    I reckon they’ll be like the modern, fast-moving zombies, if that makes any difference. And they’ll absolutely reek of patchouli.

  2. leigh says:
    May 1, 2012 at 9:20 am

    The old school zombies are easier to fool. Those new age zombies are pretty stealthy.

    Jeff, I’m broke or I’d send something other than congratulations on the newest Outlaw.

    I do appreciate your blog and all the work you put in to it.

  3. geoffb says:
    May 1, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Castle last night was a zombie show.

  4. BT says:
    May 1, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Done

    I chose option 2 for all the reasons given, plus it is cheaper than cable.

  5. lilida says:
    May 1, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Option 2 it is!

  6. sdferr says:
    May 1, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Option 1 doesn’t look optional at all in light of the coercive nature of taxation and the turn government revenue takes every day! Supplemental though, perhaps.

  7. Silver Whistle says:
    May 1, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Head shots. Everyone clear on that?

  8. JHoward says:
    May 1, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Some dudes were just arrested plotting to blow up a civilian bridge. In this free*, liberal* nation of ours* where self-actualization* and civic responsibility* and law and order* and Bills of Rights* and such are paramount*.

    Blowing up bridges just makes nothing but sense, apparently.

    *you know what I mean.

  9. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 10:36 am

    Thanks, geoff B!

  10. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 10:36 am

    Thanks, Lillian!

  11. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 10:36 am

    Thanks, Daniel S!

  12. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 10:36 am

    Thanks, Bill S!

  13. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Thanks, Fred W!

  14. sdferr says:
    May 1, 2012 at 10:48 am

    More on choices: take a short trip to the comments section of JoM for to see some funny photoshopping of our Emperor Obama’s new “Forward!” campaign.

  15. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 10:52 am

    Thanks, bh!

  16. ujee0Oot says:
    May 1, 2012 at 11:01 am

    Maybe I’m having a slow day: I just realized that Mitt Romney’s wife, who never worked a day in her life, had about as much to do with killing Bin Laden as did Obama. Who, also, never worked a day in his life. Coincidence?

  17. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Thanks, SDN!

    ujee0Oot —

    That’s racist. I think. Probably.

  18. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 11:09 am

    Thanks, McGehee!

  19. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    Thanks, Roger H!

  20. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    Thanks, Cranky!

  21. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    Thanks, John B!

  22. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Thanks, SW!

  23. RI Red says:
    May 1, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    As our Fearless Leader would say, “Those are false choices.” I have a better option: Donate to Jeff, keep family and him happy, Jeff thereby writes and inspires us so that we all make head shots on the zombies.
    A little something extra for Mom and Tanner this month.

  24. leigh says:
    May 1, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    Jeff, I have a blanket I made for Tanner. Would you email me your address so I can send it?

  25. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Thanks, RI Red!

  26. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    Thanks, Stephen L!

  27. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Thanks, Romain!

  28. Jeff G. says:
    May 1, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Thanks, Terry H!

  29. Jeff G. says:
    May 2, 2012 at 7:40 am

    Thanks, jdw!

  30. Jeff G. says:
    May 2, 2012 at 7:40 am

    Thanks, Patrick C!

  31. Jeff G. says:
    May 2, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Thanks, John H!

  32. Jeff G. says:
    May 2, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Thanks, di!

  33. Jeff G. says:
    May 2, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Thanks, palaeomerus!

  34. Jeff G. says:
    May 2, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Thanks, Richard B!

  35. Jeff G. says:
    May 2, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    Thanks, Donald B!

  36. Jeff G. says:
    May 3, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Thanks, Daniel K!

  37. Jeff G. says:
    May 4, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Thanks, Squid!

  38. Jeff G. says:
    May 4, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    Thanks, William P!

  39. Jeff G. says:
    May 5, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Thanks, motionview!

  40. metaBuckley says:
    May 5, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    I ain’t never much cared for folks who up and say “presented without comment” or whatnot, seeing is how they made that fucking comment.

    So what else ain’t they tellin’ me?

    You?

  41. Jeff G. says:
    May 6, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Thanks, Evan C!

  42. Jeff G. says:
    May 7, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Thanks, Thomas D!

  43. Jeff G. says:
    May 7, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    Thanks, Leigh, for the blanket and the book for Satch. He was thrilled. That was very thoughtful and very much appreciated!

  44. Jeff G. says:
    May 7, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    That reminds me: someone sent me a nice little wilderness knife off of my Amazon wish list (I think) sometime last month, but I don’t know who it was who sent it. The package and invoice only had my name and address.

    Would love to know who sent it. Whoever it was, though, thanks so much!

  45. newrouter says:
    May 7, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    does your amazon widget work now for you ?

  46. Jeff G. says:
    May 7, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    I don’t think so, nr.

  47. leigh says:
    May 7, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    You’re welcome and so is Satch. Big brother’s need gifts, too. My boys really liked that book and it’s a good one to read aloud.

  48. newrouter says:
    May 7, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    i thought co.’s amazon tax thing was thrown out? its either you or rsm who shamelessly promotes amazon on his site. diamond encrusted bbq grills for mother’s day?

  49. Jeff G. says:
    May 7, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    That’s not me.

  50. Jeff G. says:
    May 8, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Thanks, Michael L!

  51. Dale Price says:
    May 8, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    If y’all can hold out on closing the widget down until Friday, I can sling you some on payday.

  52. Caecus Caesar says:
    May 8, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    its either you or rsm who shamelessly promotes [whatever]

    We actually understood something newrouter said, yet we remain confused.

  53. Caecus Caesar says:
    May 8, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    As for us, we’ve always confused Dale Robertson and Rory Calhoun.

  54. Jeff G. says:
    May 8, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Thanks, guins!

  55. Blitz says:
    May 8, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    I’m sorry Jeff. My daughter and her child just moved back in woth me. Cash is short right now.

  56. Jeff G. says:
    May 8, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    No worries, Blitz.

    Okay. With that, this one’s in the books. Screw you, Obama.

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