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In the course of this long, long series, has there been even a single reference to tribbing? ‘Cause if not, there should be.
Just my two cents.
Well, it’s been implied…
It has? I’m seeing a lot of references to rug-munching, but the trib? Nuh uh.
Martha likes the rubby. Just not one of her faves.
Jeez, I thought I was a perv, but I guess I have to hand in my membershuip card or something. (I had to google tribbing).
If this is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
Well, c’mon, JiC, do tell. The inscrutable Allah and diffident Jeff aren’t going to give it up, apparently.
Is it anything like felching?
Click “this” in my last comment, kelly, and see where it takes you.
Sooo … Martha and Violet take the back seat for Spongebob!
Done, Sean. Thanks for the cf.
It would have been much easier if Allah had just come out and referenced clamjousting.
Sigh. Deities can be so hard to understand.
And two, they’re impractical for anyone who has even the slightest problem with…
Whew. Thank you, Jesus. I thought we were headed in the direction of discharge.
Keyword, “men.”
I think Martha made the call we all would, given the choice.
Parents should at least be informed when their children are being encouraged to pledge tolerance toward crotchless panties and spiked aluminum nipple cups.
Jeez, Dobson, get a fucking clue…it’s rather obvious from reading Martha’s diary entry that she’s trying to discourage the youth of America from wearing crotchless panties. As for the nipple cups? Well, you may have a point there.
But I think we’re missing the point here, which is that January is National Merkin Awareness Month. So, kids, if you want to learn more about merkins, visit your local Public Library.
Jeff you really seem to have this fixation on nipples – yours, Martha’s, everybodies. Were you breast fed? Did your mommie stop early or were you fed until about 5? This might lend some insight in your inordinate fascination with this most fine of a womans attributes….come to think of it I like nipples too!
Damn you!
I was a bottle baby.
Bourbon, mostly.
[rimshot]
According to an article by Connie Lingus in last month’s Better Homes and Lesbians, tribbing is the leading cause of uteromania. The recommended treatment is more frequent carpet cleaning, followed by a vigorous muff buffing.
I know I have to hand in my membership card. I thought it had something to do with that Star Trek episode…
“The Trouble With Tribbing?”
Robin? Vocabulary! Does buzz enter into this somewhere you think?
Git-R-Done – Larry the Cable guy is concerned about the ambiguity of crotchless panties: When shown a glimpse and asked “Do you want some of this?”, replies with “Hell, no – look what it’s done to your panties!”
MC, “buzz” … hmmm, not I think. But a large supply of “C” cells would.