Practically shunned by the children of Yahweh, and completely shunned by Barking Moonbat Early Warning System, protein wisdom has decided to fight back and host its own Best Humor Blog Award for 2004.
Best of luck, contestants!
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The funny thing? My dog really was hit by a ford.
I guess that’s not really funny. Appropriately, my Turing word is ‘not’.
I didn’t like or want the damn dog in the first place. Secondly it was actually hit by a Chev. What’s your name and what do you have to do with this poll anyhow?
I beg your forgiveness, Oh Mighty Jeff. You can always vote for yourself in on a write-in vote at the BMEWS Hall Of Fame.
And how come you aren’t letting people vote for “mybutthasapimple.com”? Hmmmm?
I voted for the puppy one, because it had ‘shit’ in it. Hehehe.
I call bullsh#t on this whole thing if Jimmy Carter isn’t allowed to monitor the voting.
Dude, only leading by 4 points in your OWN poll??? You seriously need some election fixing lessons from Chimpy McBushitler and Cheney/Halliburton/Enron!! There’s even a rumor going around that a strong write-in campaign will be waged on behalf of Oliver Willis’ blog (What? Of COURSE he writes a humor blog, dude! NOBODY could be that stupid unless they were deliberately trying!).
You keep it up, and we’ll kick you out of the VRWC.
I voted for proteinwisdom.com. Does whoever wins get a “wizzie?”
What about krushkittens.net? That’s a pretty good blog, yo.
Oh how very humourous! Protein Wisdom is in a close race with two purported Humor Blogs, neither of which can be found by my browser (and neither of which is in InterNIC’s domain directory).
Hardy-f**ckin-har!!!
You looked them up on InterNIC? You take your web contests very seriously.
BTW, what word is spelled f**ckin? Foockin? Flackin? Farckin?
How about kids tragically killed by a circus clown? Now that’s funny…
Oh wait, that one has been done. Damn Gacy!
Jeff, this is a good idea. I voted for you with out knowing the others. Damn you people must think I am a democrat or something voting for someone without knowing the other candidates. Oops I forgot I am a dem. Oh shit.
You’re funny, but you’re no Frank J.
IMAO
Clearly.
I mean, I’m barely mypuppywashitbyaford.
Wow, you’ve only got 45% of the vote–hardly a mandate.
But then again, if you were looking for a mandate, you’d probably be over at andrewsullivan.com.
I think my problem with mypuppywashitbyaford is where to divide it up. If your puppy was hit by a ford that’s funny, but if your puppy wa shit by a ford; now that’s hilarious. In that case I hope your puppy’s name is Edsel.
Judging by some of the comments so far you should have included itsajokepollwiseup.com in the balloting. Not very fair of you.
Well that because Fords are evil. Take the 1980 Fairmont..(Please)..God I hated that car. Or Escorts design to squeak after 5 years. So anything with anti-Ford agenda gets my vote.
It’s obviously “My Puppy Wash It By A Ford”. You can sing it to the tune of Snoop Dogg’s “Drop It Like It’s Hot”.
My puppy internet humor blog
Wash it by a Ford (aww)
Wash it by a Ford (aww)
Wash it by a Ford
1) Jeff, I voted for you on the Barking Moonbat thing – they allow write-in votes.
2) If you actually lose your own poll, that would be the funniest thing you’ve ever put on this web site. I mean, if you can’t get respect from us, who read your work for free, well, then I don’t know what to tell you. You probably get beaten up by grandmothers and people in wheelchairs.
3) How could you have left out mouthfullofcockroaches.net? Or rwandangenocide.com? Or, an old Saturday Night Live favorite, PainfulRectalItch.org
Hmm.
I think you need to update your satire/sarcasm/irony indemnity statement, Jeff.
Just sayin’.
I’m dropping by every ten minutes to vote for tragictalesofdeadkids.com, but it’s rough going.
I’m heartened by the fact that Americans like to root for the underdog, though. So there’s hope.
I actually find tragic tales of dead kids hilarious, but tragictalesofdeadkids.com is really about this guy who pretends to be gay so he can live with two women. Dude—when was anything like that ever funny?
It’s like I barely know you anymore, McG.
Independent investigation has revealed that scores of felons voted for mypuppywashitbyaford.org – illegally. Scores.
You’re leading by a big margin in the humor category at the Isreallycool poll. FYI.
It’s like I barely know you anymore, McG.
Sorry. I haven’t been myself since I learned that ChimpyBushMcHitler has been trying to steal this poll victory from our Jeff and give it to mypuppywashitbyaford.org.
I wake up crying in the middle of the night. It’s so unfair.
I voted for the puppy one because it was funny, but now I see Jeff’s losing, and that makes me sad.
Puppies hit by Fords aren’t funny.
Puppies hit by a Pontiac Aztek, now that’s funny.
tragictalesofdeadkids.com is so getting ripped off.
I’m just sayin’…
Well, hell, McG. When life is unfair, do what any good victim should do: sue
Surely, brave Barbara Boxer will step in to question mypuppywashitbyaford.org’s vote totals in Ohio!
Y’all are too funny!
This poll was too difficult to figure out. I wanted to vote for tragictalesofdeadkids.com but think I accidently voted for mypuppywashitbyaford.org.
I demand a recount…and some tapioca pudding!
I just got a phone call. the nice young lady inform me I was idoit because I didn’t vote shitbyaFord but pro Ford web site, geraldfordrules.org . I demand investigation by somebody who treat me like mindless idot that I am, espeacial I forget to take my meds.
Just how many felons from Washington state are voting here?
mypuppyshitintheford.com??
vote for pedro
1212 PupShit to 1151 PW? This will not stand!
Amazingly, some ballots were found in a dustbin on Bill’s site …
PW-1309, PuppyShitInaFord-1718. Conclusions?
1)
Like many others, I suspect King County found more of those provisional ballots from dead people with felony convictions, all coincidentally voting for ShittyPuppiesThe fix is in.2) Jeff is losing his own poll. This would be a sad thing if it weren’t so hysterically funny. Unfortunately, this also means …
3) We can expect another month of moping and despair from you-know-who, as we pay the price for his unelectablility.
Since you’re losing against mypuppywashitbyaford.org, it’s a good thing you didn’t go up against mypuppywasblendedbyinstapundit.com. You’d be getting slaughtered.
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