14 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 110”

1. CraigC says:

   January 25, 2005 at 2:47 am

   Ah, so you don’t smell a conceptual piece, you smell beans.

2. CraigC says:

   January 25, 2005 at 3:03 am

   Alright, WHO’S FRYING BALONEY?

3. JWebb says:

   January 25, 2005 at 3:34 am

   Martha’s voice is so truly authentic, its starting to get a little creepy. Like you’re channeling her or something.

4. Attila Girl says:

   January 25, 2005 at 4:27 am

   Did she say what I think she said?

   (Spambuster: trouble.)

5. leelu says:

   January 25, 2005 at 4:47 am

   Attila Girl:

   “Spics”.

   She said “Spics”.

   Hmmm…. how quaint.

6. capitano says:

   January 25, 2005 at 5:11 am

   Martha’s voice is so truly authentic, its starting to get a little creepy. Like you’re channeling her or something.
   
   

   Yeah, but Martha is channeling Robert Mitchum.

7. Jeff Goldstein says:

   January 25, 2005 at 5:27 am

   Good flick.  Early Stallone appearance.

8. Beto Ochoa says:

   January 25, 2005 at 5:28 am

   Hairboxes indeed!

9. MC says:

   January 25, 2005 at 6:52 am

   natto を食べてもいいか。?

10. Salt Lick says:

    January 25, 2005 at 1:59 pm

    Hmmm, in New Orleans, Monday is traditionally “Red Beans and Rice Day.” You can walk into the finest five star restaurant and get red beans if you ask.

    It’s all about the BEADS, Martha.

11. willow says:

    January 25, 2005 at 5:08 pm

    Ya know, I’m gonna be kinda bummed when ol’ Martha finally gets outta the joint.

12. Lyndsey says:

    January 25, 2005 at 6:25 pm

    Her TV program could be really entertaining–especially demonstrations during which she would be explaining something like stripping varnish from furniture or digging a raised bed…as one of her uniformed hirelings was doing all the dirty work. “You can see how Pepe is holding the pitchfork and using it to break the sod…” Always wondered if that was all the man wanted to do with the pitchfork…

13. JWebb says:

    January 25, 2005 at 7:43 pm

    Martha will personally handle demonstrations of table leg shellacking.

14. Lyndsey says:

    January 25, 2005 at 8:13 pm

    Now there’s a pretty picture….yikes.

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