Elizabeth: “Um, what’s a ‘blogger’…?”*
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update: “Say, you know what John Mellencamp once called my nipples…? ’Little Pink Houses.’
“Isn’t that so adorable?”
Elizabeth: “Um, what’s a ‘blogger’…?”*
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update: “Say, you know what John Mellencamp once called my nipples…? ’Little Pink Houses.’
“Isn’t that so adorable?”
I’d like to know what her nipples think, unless nipple-probing is outside the realm of your newly assumed ‘Cititizen Journalist’ responsibilities, that is…
Now that’s “Something to see, baby”…
“a little titty about Jack and Diane….”
Titillating commentary.
I don’t think Pat would approve….tsk tsk
yeah, didn’t you send out some manifesto a few days ago promising not to be profane? And then you just go painting mental pictures of nipples. You ever notice how repeating a word makes it sound funny? Nipples nipples nipples. For shipple my nipple. Nippity-Nipple! NIP!
I want to know how much Shannon Elizabeth is paying Jeff to keep her nipples on the tip of everyone’s tongues (figuratively speaking, unfortunately)
Sheesh, sorry I asked…
Nipples are obscene, not profane, so the promise remains unbroken.