24 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 100”

1. Jeff Goldstein says:

   January 15, 2005 at 12:28 am

   Martha and midgets. 

   The blogosphere has reached its zenith.

2. Scott P says:

   January 15, 2005 at 12:37 am

   Ah, but is it at apogee or perigee?

3. JWebb says:

   January 15, 2005 at 12:42 am

   It depends if midgets rolled in hummus and Cocopuffs are involved.

4. Ana says:

   January 15, 2005 at 1:33 am

   Lemon Cake. Figures she isn’t a pie gal.

5. CraigC says:

   January 15, 2005 at 2:03 am

   I’m thinking about the “strippers” they’d come up with.  Brrrrrrr…..thanks, Jeff.

6. CraigC says:

   January 15, 2005 at 2:04 am

   Wouldn’t it be the apogee by definition?

7. MC says:

   January 15, 2005 at 9:29 am

   Weird – I sat down to read this post and SNL came on the TV. It was Weekend Update with Norm McDonald. He <a href=”http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95rupdate.phtml” target=”_blank” class=”text”>said</a>:

   This week, a New Jersey woman – Rita Gluzman – was charged with hacking her husband to death with an axe, gutting the body into pieces, and having a cousin dump them in a river. According to police, Gluzman learned how to do this by watching the program “Martha Stewart Living”.

   Good thing they didn’t investigate Martha for that one.

   I read somewhere that Martha recommends party sized snickers bars for midgets.

8. Donna says:

   January 15, 2005 at 11:02 am

   Damn, I missed that episode. Any idea when it will air again?

9. Beck says:

   January 15, 2005 at 10:44 pm

   First, congrats on getting to number 100. 

   Second, if only your MSC posts were search-engine readable, can you imagine the kind of search results you’d be getting hits for?

   Third, you are one truly demented individual.

10. Jeff Goldstein says:

    January 15, 2005 at 11:06 pm

    Uh.  Thanks?

11. thirdfinger says:

    January 16, 2005 at 12:22 am

    And such exquisite penmanship too.  Shouldn’t it be ‘subj<s>a</s>ugation BY the man’.

12. Jeff Goldstein says:

    January 16, 2005 at 12:30 am

    You can be made subservi<s>a</s>ent BY the Man or be made subservi<s>a</s>ent TO the Man (prison system) BY WAY OF the Man (the state).

    So either.

13. gail says:

    January 16, 2005 at 2:27 am

    And in any case there is no “jag” in subjugation.

14. gail says:

    January 16, 2005 at 2:31 am

    Nor are there any ants in subservient . . . .
    
    Someone. . .please. . .
    
    just kill me now. . .
    
    Can’t…stop…editing…

15. gail says:

    January 16, 2005 at 4:14 am

    I see that hypertext markup Jeff.

16. CraigC says:

    January 16, 2005 at 7:19 am

    HA! Eat shit, Wizbang!

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23. fee says:

    April 19, 2007 at 6:40 am

    I read somewhere that Martha recommends party sized snickers bars for midgets..

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