5:47 PM. Westbound on 35th and Broadway, a group of white guys with dreadlocks spin lopsided urine balloons at police. “What are you guys protesting?” I ask one of them, a skinny kid in his early twenties whom I slide up alongside.
“Fuck off, narc,” he says, not looking at me.
I flash him a peace sign. “No war for petroleum-based latex products filled with liquid human waste,” I say—then I sucker punch him in his kidneys several times until he folds up like a broken beach chair, the filthy little pissflinger.
A vodka gibson, I’m thinking. Or maybe a dirty martini. That’s what I’m in the mood for.
6:22 PM: Dirty martinis it is.
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update: more protest coverage here.
update 2: I’ve been called an asshole by something named Spheric Harlot. Which, there’s another thing I can cross off of my life’s to-do list…
Good to see you’re keeping your temper under control.
….doood…..you like totally busted that trustafarians hackey sack…….he’s gonna be PISSED…he had some good smoke though. Power to Coneticutt!
I say we get back to the Village and do some car bombs..it’s early..
At least nobody’s *danced* at you yet.
http://barlow.typepad.com/barlowfriendz/2004/08/guerrilla_danci.html
Is that what that was? I thought a Ben Affleck movie had just let out.
Oh no, Barlow’s going to serve Dubya.
I hope Dubya doesn’t serve him back, because then it’ll be on.
I hate motherfucking hippies. And I’ve met a lot of them. My hat’s off to you, sir.
I’ll bet their mothers aren’t too fond of them either.
A Dirty Martini? That was FDR’s favorite drink! Dude, you’re so bipartisan!
(No, seriously, it was. Honest.)
Man, the leftwits get dumber every moment, don’t they? See Spheric Harlot, Exhibit A.
Seriously, I know you’re joking, but if you DO manage to squeeze in a little hippy whacking during the convention, more power to you. Just don’t get caught.
And wash your hands afterward.
Spheric Harlot? Is that like a Fat Whore?
You could try the old “I know you are, but what am I?” routine if you don’t have anything better to do than abuse fat whores, I guess.
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