…which so precisely illustrates the pandering paternalism of John Kerry the candidate that I have little more to offer, save to point out that 50% of the American electorate evidently wants to wake November 3rd to find this elitist fop’s finger in their ass.*
Go figure.
Shit, dude, that was funny. Really funny. Crazy funny.
BTW, the Bush rally in Phoenix last night rocked. Hard.
Oh crap.
At first I thought that quote was pure Goldstein gonzo-blogging. But no, he actually said that.
And of course, what’s a Kerry appearance without some weird rambling mumbo-jumbo from THK? …
Mr. Kerry’s wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, stepped in after a teary woman complained about the lack of mental-health coverage, saying with her trademark bluntness that women had suffered because “most of the research in medicine has been done on men, younger men.”
Speaking of a stress study, Mrs. Heinz Kerry said, “males’ response is testosterone-related, fight or flight,” while estrogen “makes women want to tend and mend.”
“It’s a different story, they go and watch a football game, the lady wants to talk,” she said.
And if Laura Bush had said something that incoherent… etc, and so forth. You know the spiel.
That reminds me of the scene at the beginning of Wizard of Oz, where Dorothy meets the Wizard-to-be. Hope we’re all not clicking our heels Nov 4 saying “there’s no place like home…”
A malpracticing doctor teamed with a trial lawyer. Somehow it makes perfect cosmic sense…