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If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were 70s blaxploitation icon John Shaft

Overheard in the Boston statehouse, July 25

Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reporter Colin McNickle:  “In your speech, Mrs. Heinz Kerry, you said ‘We need to turn back some of the creeping, un-Pennsylvanian and sometimes un-American traits that are coming into some of our politics.’ What did you mean by un-American activity, precisely?”

THK: “I didn’t say that, man.  You’re putting words in my mouth.”

Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reporter Colin McNickle: “No, you said ‘un-American activity.’ And I was wondering if you’d care to clarify what you meant by that.”

THK: “You know what this is? This is just another example of the white Establishment misrepresenting the will of the people –”

Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reporter Colin McNickle: “– But I have the quote right here, Mrs. Kerry –”

THK: “– trying to keep us down by quashing our political speech.  Now shove it, baby.  I got me some street crime to fight and some white women to pleasure, dig?  Or maybe you’d rather I put my foot in your pasty ass…?”

6 Replies to “If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were 70s blaxploitation icon John Shaft”

  1. Scott P says:

    Hush yo mouth!

    <insert super-groovy wa-wa guitar here>

  2. dario says:

    OOOOOoooooh yeeeeeeaah.

  3. Paul Zrimsek says:

    You say this cat Teresa is a baaaaad mutha? Shove it!

  4. tee bee says:

    for some reason, the inanimate objects work so much better. can’t think why.

  5. Attila Girl says:

    I beg to differ; this was cool, Baby.

  6. Since a campaign ad by the the Kerry campaign refers to Teresa as “African American” well … maybe she really is sorta like Shaft.

    When she’s not bossing the servants around …

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