4 Replies to “It’s 12:50, and the drugs are kicking in”

1. Da Goddess says:

   July 3, 2004 at 8:02 am

   Depends on what kind of jam. Grape (Concord Grape) is notoriously unreliable. Boysenberry is far more stable and overt about all its motivations. Strawberry? Right. As if!

   Oh wait…that’s jelly. Are you sure you’re not talking about jelly?

2. Jeff G says:

   July 3, 2004 at 4:52 pm

   Jelly generally keeps to itself and is amiable, so far as fruit spreads go.  But jam…well, just watch yourself.

3. Patrick Brown says:

   July 3, 2004 at 7:54 pm

   This, of course, is why a friend is someone who helps you out of a jam. Not someone who helps you out of a jelly.

   Nuff said.

4. allintern says:

   July 4, 2004 at 6:49 pm

   And what’s the friggin’ deal with preserves?  You call yourself easy to spread? 

   Take a position on something for once in your life, ya chunky mess.

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